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Song Parodies -> "Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

My dad taught me the birds and bees when I was just a lad
He said to stay away from sleeze it's not good for your 'nads
But dumb-ass me forgot the word that saves an aching hose
The worst mistake I ever made but that's the way it goes

Chorus

Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
Watch out for the STD's like syph and trichimonas
All those little spirochetes are really quite ferocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis

I traveled all around the town to find a doctor who
Would cure me and it turned out that he'd been to see her too
When the doctor tried to pee he felt that awful burn
He sang a special song and this is really what I learned

Repeat chorus

So when the doc had cured my ills I started to rejoice
When leaving with my pills I thought I heard familiar voice
I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife

That
Hooker gal had agile lips and deadly halitosis
And her little spirochetes were really quite ferocious
And to top it all off well her B.O. was atrocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis

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Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5s Dee!! This is FAB! I can't believe that I seem to be the only loser on this site who can't do this song...way to join the ranks in a big way!!
Ashkicksass - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This really is fab, Dee! LOL.

Arwen, honey, I haven't done it either. Maybe it's time for another duet...
Leo Jay - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A&A: Figures you two would have already been here...

Hee. Good one!
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Of the many takes on the original, this is the best phonemic duplication of the title. Great parody!
Pete H - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Parody...VERY funny..One of the parodies of this song.
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Superb work, Dee...had me giggling straight away. Title alone deserves 555
Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Leo??? ; )
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, Ashkickass, Leo Jay, John Barry. Pete H., Kristof Robertson; Thanks all for the kind comments
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
this deserves more than 5s.....this is a masterpiece
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes, thank you very much for the nice comment
Meriadoc - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Takes my breath away!
K1chyd - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Not many parodies gets 10 votes the first evening, but Im sending you there, and with a full set of 5s.
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Johhny D. and KIchyd, thank you
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, thank you
Phil Alexander - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Super, Dee (damn, that nearly sounds like Barney) - and nice to know I'm not the only person to use the word "spirochete" in a parody ;-)
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander, thanks
Rick D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
My favorite title is still "Supermanhasfragilewristsfromosteoperosis", but this is in the top 3 now.
Dee Range - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D, thanks, and I agree about the Superman.....title
Cookie-man - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT! I am going to be singing this one all day! 555
Dee Range - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man, thank you
Red Ant - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Super highest fives.... whatever. I cannot parody this OS to save my butt, but thanks for the warning of the working girls with less than perfect hygiene.
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I don't understand the last verse, but this was great. 555
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Heehee. 5's
Charlie Decker - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) ROFL...easy 5s.
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)HA! Masterful
Melhi - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) Heh heh heh! Funny stuff, Dee!
Steven Cavanagh - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen hasn't done this song? Well isn't that the mostest?
Thought Dee Range's one was best, or surely it came closest
By the way Rick, thanks for mentioning my greatest opus
Superman has fragile wrists from osteoporosis!
Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) once the word gets around (maybe via parody!), that gal's gonna have to quit her job and go work in a bank - or maybe do a video with Britney - loved the take on the title Dee
Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) This was nasty, but well written.
MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) So wrong, yet so funny.
Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, I remember college dating =) Well done, fun to sing along
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Super parodies always rock. This would have been perfect had the chorus changed each time, but hilarious nonetheless.
Arwen - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--almost a year later, and I STILL haven't done a "Supercali..." parody. But really...with stuff like this on the site, why should I bother? It's just as great as it every was, Dee!!
2nz - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, V-Dee. Funny all the way through, but my highlight (due to not only excellent timing and humor, but also excellent use of the original) was:
"I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife"
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "H" GOLD MEDAL - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
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Johnny D - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Finals) See above!
TJC - January 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Half a decade later I've unearthed another Deelight--sublime humor in every nuanced line!

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