-> "Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Parody Song Title:
"Hookergalwithagilelipsanddeadlyhalitosis"
The Lyrics
My dad taught me the birds and bees when I was just a lad
He said to stay away from sleeze it's not good for your 'nads
But dumb-ass me forgot the word that saves an aching hose
The worst mistake I ever made but that's the way it goes
Chorus
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
Watch out for the STD's like syph and trichimonas
All those little spirochetes are really quite ferocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
I traveled all around the town to find a doctor who
Would cure me and it turned out that he'd been to see her too
When the doctor tried to pee he felt that awful burn
He sang a special song and this is really what I learned
Repeat chorus
So when the doc had cured my ills I started to rejoice
When leaving with my pills I thought I heard familiar voice
I turned around so carefully but walked into a knife
It seems I got it from a girl and gave it to my wife
That
Hooker gal had agile lips and deadly halitosis
And her little spirochetes were really quite ferocious
And to top it all off well her B.O. was atrocious
Hooker gals with agile lips have deadly halitosis
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