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Song Parodies -> "Our Favorite Flings (JFK & WJC)"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Our Favorite Flings (JFK & WJC)"

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The Lyrics

Profiles in Sluttage: Clinton and Kennedy
Poor little Paula, who needed a nosejob
Jennifer Flowers, who gave quite a... snowjob
Luscious Lewinsky, with all of her kinks
These were a few of my favorite flings

Young Judith Exnah, the girlfriend of mobstahs
Marilyn, who confessed "I like it hottah"
Cute Angie Dickinson wahs a sweet thing
These were a few of my favorite flings

Hillary's old
Jackie O's cold
We're a pair of cads
But we can remember our favorite flings
So we don't feel quite so bad!

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Kristof Robertson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Minneret, this was very funny....but too short! I wanted more, and was disappointed by it's brevity. 354
John Barry - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely crafted, nice historical encapsulation, and nice touch with the accent.
minneret - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Yeah, I was a verse too short, but I ran out of well-known WJC/JFK flings and I didn't know of another President whose, uh 'campaign supporters' were as well known, so... Thanks for reading.
John Barry - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Ike and FDR had "administrative assistants" who helped them relieve stress. . .can't remember the names. Brings to mind the great SNL bit about Nixon, in which Dan Akroyd, drunkenly criticizing JFK's flings, railed: "There'll be no sex in the White House while Dick Nixon's president!"
minneret - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, they ALL got some on the side, it's just that the names aren't famous like with JFK and WJC... ;-)
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You left out two-thirds of the song, it wasn't funny, and your history is as bad as your politics. Presidents who fooled around while in office (that we know of), other than the two you mentioned: Harding, LBJ, Bush Sr. with Jennifer Fitzgerald. That were suspected of it, then or now: Jefferson, Cleveland (in his case, I really doubt it), Wilson, FDR (some doubt, because of polio, whether he could). And that doesn't count beforehand. And on top of all that, JFK and WJC were better Presidents and better men than any of the Republicans who followed them -- so far. Maybe they're a 25-year-old state legislator somewhere who can redeem the Republican Party for its 130-year unbroken record of greed, corruption and fanaticism, and its 40-year unbroken record of pandering to the worst elements of this country's religious elite. And it's OK to say things like this again. The funerals are over, he's in the ground, and he was not a great man anyway.
minneret - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
ain't no history here, pal. just people talking about their flings. nobody's talkin' about politics.
minneret - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Christ, the man's gay son even spoke of him with respect on Friday, and your politics have you so warped with hate you can't even read an apolitical parody withoug going off half-cocked about some irrelevancy? Get therapy.
minneret - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, my last comment was petty and mean. Sorry. Not sure why you went off on what was just a silly parody, but for me to go off in return accomplishes nothing productive.
??? - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Your darn right that was mean!

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