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Song Parodies -> "My (Not So) Favorite Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My (Not So) Favorite Things"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

Ring studs in noses and poop balls on kittens
Old purple Skittles and hand-me-down mittens
Bomb-laden packages, crackpot sand kings
These are a few of my favorite things..

Parsnips n' pickles and greasy fried noodles
Rude, pushy waiters and botulin strudels
Congressmen tainted, a wise guy that sings
These are a few of my favorite things..

(brief, tension-building instrumental break accompanied by manic dancing)

Flatulent pols passing all kinds of gasses
Guys in tight dresses with gerbil-packed asses
Viagra orgies with oldsters that swing
These are a few of my favorite things..

When the dog farts, when the pee stings
When--I'm in a funnnk--
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I get so-oo-oo---damn drunk.

(Instrumental break, repeat verses ad nauseum)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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Adagio - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Melodic and good thing to avoid! 5's
Adagio - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops...I meant that the stuff in the parody are good things to avoid, not this parody. I love it and gave you 5's.
Rod - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!
Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Felt I had to dock you a pacing point for not doing enough verses :-) ... but otherwise it's extremely chuckleworthy
Rod - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil. I thought there might be more verses but I couldn't find the actual song anywhere in our cds/mp3s. Last time I'm gonna rely soley on internet lyrics and (rapidly fading) memory!
Rick D - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
reminds me of Gilbert and Sullivan "I've got a little list" only more LSD
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Viagra orgies with oldsters that swing" had me LOL.
We´ve sure came a long way since the days of Julie Andrews.
Arwen - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod, I noticed the inaccurate verse count, but I gave you three 5s anyway...because I thought it was brilliant! =) Very well done!!
Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod - you can get your own back tomorrow: I did "Brush up your Shakespeare" only to realize I'd left a verse out after submitting it ;-)
Rod - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, K 1 and Arwen! Phil, I read your kids' parody today and laughed! (Would have told them so, but comments were not enabled.)
Claude Prez - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff; loved the manic dancing
Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod - Really funny, gave you 4-5-5 because you stiffed us on the other verses. When it's this funny we get greedy and want all the verses.
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell...i wish julie andrews could see this
Joe - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
If they're NOT your favorite things (as mentioned in the title), then why do you say they are in the parody?
Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Joe : "Because it would'nae have rhymed then would it?". Rod : Great! "Guys in tight dresses with gerbil-packed asses" had me alughing.
Joe - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Peregirn: He could have said "These aren't a few of my favorite things". >rolleyes<
Rod - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks much to you all for reading and commenting! This was a fun one to do. To Peregrin: Special Thanks! To Joe: What do you have in mind, here, maybe a stake, some honey, some fire ants?!! Kidding aside, Joe, I guess from a technical point of view you would be right about the title. As Roger Miller said, "Well, dang me!" But I disagree with your "aren't" suggestion; this would change the entire flavor of everything by removing the irony factor. I mean, I think it would be funnier to hear (and see) Julie giddily singing to the children about guys in tight dresses with gerbil-packed asses as if she were all FOR them, not against them. But then, I'm ill, and I ..ARGHH!!...think it's time for..MEDICATION!!!..now... Thanks, Joe, and everyone! =)
Joe - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry; I didn't realize the irony. It was a misunderstanding on my part. >embarrassed<

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