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Song Parodies -> "Suicideorpoisoningor .. elsdefenestration"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Suicideorpoisoningor .. elsdefenestration"

Parody Written by:

Unknown Ukrainian

The Lyrics

This is a CML presentation .. I actually dont know who wrote this, but I assume he or she's Ukrainian. I tweaked this a tiny bit for fluency and rewrote one major flaw in pace ( The Spoken Part)
Suicide or poisoning or else defenestration
Russia is now ruled by folks
Who commit abominations
When Vlad is mad he may decree
Your sudden termination
Suicide or poisoning or else defenestration

You've all heard of the KGB
Of inauspicious fame
Its now called the FSB
But plays the same vile game
And if it sets his sights on you
You'll end up worse than lame
Suicideorpoisoningorelsedefenestration

Suicideorpoisoningorelsedefenestration
Just the very thought of these
May cause you consternation
When Vlad's annoyed he may decree
Your sudden termination
Suicideorpoisoningorelsedefenedtration

He sends his thugs around the world
To kill those he resents
There's Novichok on English streets
There's Spanish apartments
In Russian winters people like
To open windows wide
Then they they lose their footing
And commence to downward slide

Yikes!

Suicideorpoisoningorelsedefenestration
Quite a menu to choose from
For your elimination
When Vlad's pissed he may decree
Your rapid termination
Suicideorpoisoningorelsedefenestration

So if you have the misfortune
To live in Rooskiy mir
You better keep your mouth shut
Or live with gnawing fear
But even if you toe the line
You still may fail to thrive:

(Spoken)

For example: .... Да?

I was minding all me P's and Q's
And still I took a dive ... (And damn painful it was)

Suicideorpoisoningorelsedefenestrstion
Or some other torment
Sprung from Vlad's imagination
When Vlad's pissed he may insist
On your quick termination
Suicide or poisoning or else

DEFENESTRATION!















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Whacked In The USSR - May 10, 2023 - Report this comment
К черту Путина и придурков, которые это устроили
СМЛ - May 10, 2023 - Report this comment
^^^^^What he said
CML - May 10, 2023 - Report this comment
And what DID he say, you may well ask .... To hell with Putin (Путин) and the imbeciles, who arranged this
Phil Alexander - May 12, 2023 - Report this comment
Had the odd pacing issue (e.g. verse 2 needs a couplet rhyming with "fame", maybe:
If you try disputin' Putin
Then you've just yourself to blame
)
..but fun :-) A bit surprised the usual suspect 1-bombed it: I guess it turns out they're a Putin fan as well as a Trump one
CML - May 12, 2023 - Report this comment
Original stanza II was something of a mess too. The Original Parody wanted to put out the idea that the FSB was just the ol' KGB in new rags, so I tried to keep that idea which caused problems. Russian/Ukrainian has completely different grammar and word order, so there'd be lots of little non fluency errors. This person did well; three stanzas with no errors

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