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Song Parodies -> "Snowflakes and Buttercups"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Snowflakes and Buttercups"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

Teardrops on snowflakes, with fear, they are smitten
Panicky omens, in song form, they’re written
Cursing the darkness with candles nearby
Rushing about with a hue and a cry

Horrors imagined, they’re out of their noodle
Craving a safe space, to hide out and doodle
Quivering masses, in fetal recline
Buttercups utterly out of their minds

Girls with white placards, “Trump popular loser”
Organized pogrom to terrorize choosers
Protesters marching for their puppet king
Soros, their master, is pulling their strings

When they’re crying or they’re sighing
Or their hands they wring
It’s simply a gimmick, a ruse they employ
Whenever they’re feeling had.

Buttercups drift in a fog, quite confusing
I find their torment so highly amusing
Trump Derangement is a perilous thing
Madness induced by reality’s sting


World comes down, crashing, while teeth they are gnashing
Act all indignant for paychecks they’re cashing
Bleating and mewling and whining galore
After a while it becomes such a bore

Poor precious Snowflake, your plight is appalling
This situation is one you find galling
There, there my darling, I feel your pain
I'd sympathize, but for one little thing

When Obama caused me trauma
And I said “How can this be?”
Why, You smirked at me and you said in that tone
Oh! Come now, it’s not so bad.

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Max Power - December 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Snowflakes melts pretty easily when you say "Merry Christmas" to them. 555 hits on their precious little safe space.
Patrick - December 20, 2016 - Report this comment
I remember a student at my college cursing the next morning after Jimmy Carter was elected. Four years of "malaise" awaited. But we didn't stop to cry or cuddle teddy bears or adult coloring books. I was going to spread a rumor that police shot some anti-Trump demonstrators when the officer in charge began singing "Chestnuts roasting on an 'open fire'" and the nervous troops heard only the last two words. But that would be like blaming the Benghazi massacre on a youtube video, and no one would be that foolish.

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