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Song Parodies -> "Super Cow Eats Bread Then Spits it Back Up and its Toasted"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Super Cow Eats Bread Then Spits it Back Up and its Toasted"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

The first song of the postponed 3rd Annual Labor Day All Night Parodization (and the only one I can post since one was in Spanish and the other unsuitable for public eyes). Kind of a strange idea, but my first attempt at parodying any of the "Big 7." A heartwarming and tragic tale of a cow who burns everything it eats, making it impossible to do that thing cows do where they graze and regurgitate their cud and then eat it again in four different stomachs, who finds his place instead by using its firey digestive system to make people's toast. ...I was mildly intoxicated while writing this.
Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted
Eating dough, its four stomachs do somehow make it roasted
If it chews it hard enough it almost comes out so thick
Super cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted!
Come get-a-lil-lil, come get-a-bite
Come get-a-lil-nibble, come get-a-slice

Because I wasn't made to graze when I was just a calf
My udder gave out not a squeak and I didn't like grass
The hen would say "you burned your herd and singed the pasture growth"
My tummy churned, my heart did burn, the spit-up cud was gross

BUUT Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted
Eaten by the pound, delicious sourdough is boasted
If it barfs it fast enough, it comes out like it coasted
Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted!
Some like-a-heel-or-middle, some like-the-rye
Some like-it-drizzled-darker, some like-it-white/[light]

I puzzled all around the farm of my predicament
Then the farmer saw my worth, says "bet I could make a cent"
Now bakers and food gourmets come line up in front of me
I do my thing and burp and they make sandwiches with glee!

See, Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted
And I know I'm bound to be the one who likes it most-est
If it digests well it chars in exponential doses,
Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted!
Um, the-cat-and-the-fiddle hum was-no-lie
Su…per-Cow-jumps-over-the moon all-the-time

So when the cow rolls up its tongue after its saved the day
Just summon up the herd knowing your toast will soon be made
But best remove it carefully, your fingers cow may bite!
Unfortunately,
The farmer sold it to the store, and skinned it for its hide!

Super Cow ate bread then spat it back up 'til 'twas toasted
Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted
(whisper) Super Cow eats bread then spits it back up and it's toasted
SUPER COW EATS BREAD THEN SPITS IT BACK UP AND IT'S TOASTEEED!
This is the movie version; I don't know if it needs to be the broadway version to count towards the Big 7. No video or recording has been made. Copyright twenty thirteen macaroni man productions all rights reserved something like that. My relatively unupdated YouTube Channel

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Jonathan - September 09, 2013 - Report this comment
a toast to Macaroni Man! 5's
Ann H - September 09, 2013 - Report this comment
I started thinking about the Cow and Chicken Super Cow.

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