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Song Parodies -> "Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious..."

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious..."

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It's come to my attention as a citizen of town
Our youthful female populace is growing much more round
I see it passing by my house just after lunch at one
A massive obese human herd that's shadowing the sun...

Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious
Fat as heck, a three chin neck on even young precocious
When you view 'em from the rear, they're big as Nova Scotious
Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious...

Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie

Concrete cracks are numerous, now, with their weight of walk
Off to school they thunder like Jack's Giant on the Stalk
If they get much fatter they will need to be in pens
All they do for exercise is text their nerdy friends..

Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie

Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie

Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie

Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie
Plump in the middle iddle, bum lazy lie

The cost of education rockets everytime they chew
They've had to change the desks at school and multiply by two
In all of their gym track events they roll, where they once ran
Too soon we cannot implement Obama's sugar plan....

Oh, Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious
Fat as heck, a three chin neck on even young precocious
When you view 'em from the rear, they're big as Nova Scotious
Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious..
Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious...

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Fiddlegirl - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A tad chauvinistic, perhaps... ;) Nevertheless, worthy of a hefty dose of supersized 5s
TJC - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever caloric condemNation, AF... although I don't think our XY populace is in any way immmune! (Note: Any typing errors are directly attributable to donut crumbs in my keyboard....)
AFW - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks,Fiddle, and TJC....V&C light here, probably reflects a bit of what Fiddle said...but, It's just a parody, and gal fit as a sub better than Xand Y...
Christie Marie M - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Now THIS is heavy!!! This is the 5th Supercalifragilistic parody I responded to! I'm happen to be one of those girls with serious appetite issues in your song! It all started when I had trouble coping with my emotions so I turned to food for comfort. My mom is a nurse, and my dad tries to keep my eating habits under control! I'm may not be obese, but I am putting in a lot of weight lately. I need to work out. Here's $555 for the lasses who are in need of liposuction!
AFW - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie, I guess we shouldn't make light of heavy, but it's such "Right there" theme, ya know? I've had a few slightly overweight problems in my lifetime, too...Since my heart attack, I'm five-eleven, at 175 down about twenty pounds lighter...I wouldn't recommend the "H.A." diet, tho
Andy Primus - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic title - perhaps some soupercalories might balance it out a bit
AFW - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Andy
Old Man Ribber - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
One big phat phunny parody! Great job! ;D
Below Average Dave - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Are "SuperCalories" like fortified calories or something? :) Just kidding, 5's, fun idea AFW
Tommy Turtle - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
As one who hangs on or near the beach a lot, have seen cellulite be transformed from a problem of women in their 40s to appearing on college girls. (Sure put a dent in the annual Spring Break voyeur-fest!). Yes, guys too, no doubt. And Nova Scotious was inspired (not all that many rhymes for OS line). But...

The mighty Kristof Robertson ripped the noob turtle's first attempt at OS for a single repeated pacing issue, and Red Ant threw in the dialog issue between Dick Van Dyke and what'shername. This very funny parody, at the least, is missing a verse and two choruses, even if the dialog is optional, and the twelve repetitions in the middle -- haven't seen that in *any* version. Would also have liked a little variation in the chorus, hard as that is to do, even perhaps at the expense of not matching the OS line. ... no, not gonna plug my first (badly-paced), second (paced right, but no dialog, IIRC) or third and fourth attempts (*finally* got it, I think -- at least, KR and RA approved), but pretty please find a more accurate source for TOS and follow it. You're too good and too funny not too. A "tough love" 354.
alvin - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao @ nova scotious
AFW - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ribber, B.A.D.,alvin, and Tommy...I really do appreciate your upfront critique...your right, it probably was a goofed up version of the original..that I parodied...but, I threw it together late last night for todays submits...Now I'm on my knees, begging your forgiveness, Tommy.. Please give me one more chance...I'm an only old orphaned son, here at home helping to support my poor aged sick mother finance her crack habit, so she can stop working the corner as a ho...and I can only afford an early kerosene powered Dell pc..and it's as slow as a turtle (npi) so I had to keep the first lyric I keyworded..Just give me another chance, Sir Tommy..and I'll make you so proud you'll strut like a starched peacock...
Mark Scotti - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
A "weighty" issue for sure...as sung by a 300 lb. Julie Andrews! LOL
UnKnownVotress - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, Mighty Dule oEdge, ~ Lord SatyrMayor ~ I do agree Sir L'Air, with your statements to our 'Starched PeaCock' ~AKA~ El ToroMayor.
TT - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
You already did that today, with the way you ran with the "Oz" idea. :) .... and forgiveness is not required; it's one song out of, what,, 1600+? ... the purpose was not to cast shame, but to be constructive in making the next one better, as KR and RA did for me, even though it stung a bit at the time.

Someday, you'll be doing Supercal again, and it will be better for it. As I told Kristof when he apologized for his criticism, "If you hadn't told me, I'd be doing it the same (incorrect) way forever". Looking forward to your next take on this song -- or any song. Cheers!

what's this (npi) sh*t? 'twas dang well intended -- and funny!
AFW - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, and LCC, andHey, TT..to quote my old sitcom favorite, Jackie Gleason, "You're the greatest.." I'll take any and all of your criticism, and Witicism... and be most gracious and thankful for it..we are never too old to learn. ..and to quote an old German sign above a bar in my midwestern hometown..."Ve grow too zoon old, und too late schmartd.." :>)
TT - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
You mean that wasn't an Al Einstein quote, like in the posters I've seen of it?
AFW - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe it was "Ein'...it was in a bar, above a stein...
JMasta - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This meets the pace so well!

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