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Song Parodies -> "Take-The-Red-Pill-Free-Your-Mind-Go-Down-The-Rabbit-Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Take-The-Red-Pill-Free-Your-Mind-Go-Down-The-Rabbit-Hole"

Parody Written by:

Anakin McFly

The Lyrics

I continue to stand by my firm belief that The Matrix needs to be reborn as a musical.
Morpheus:
Welcome, Neo, take a seat; my name is Morpheus, hi
I know the world's been bugging you and you don't quite know why
It's like a splinter in your mind that's driving you insane
But if you pay attention, now, I promise I'll explain; just-

Take-The-Red-Pill-Free-Your-Mind-Go-Down-The-Rabbit-Hole
Please try not to panic; we've got things under control
Now you're in a prison, yeah, but soon you shall be free
Just let the mirror eat you up and sing along with me!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Neo:
Tell me what the Matrix is!

Morpheus:
No one can do that, pal
You've got to see it for yourself, and very soon you shall
Oh, have you ever had a dream that you were sure was real?
What if you couldn't wake from it? haha; how would that feel?

Neo:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Trinity:
Please-Stay-Calm-Don't-Panic-Now-It's-Gonna-Be-All-Right

Morpheus:
When you see the gooey pink stuff, go towards the light!

Neo:
BlurbleGlurbleUrgleWurgleMurgleDurgle- NO!
GurgleNurgleLurgleFurgleYurgleZurgle... whoa.

Squiddies:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Morpheus:
Welcome-To-The-Real-World-Neo-Please-Don't-Faint-On-Me
Get off the ground and get some clothes; this movie is PG

Neo:
Am I dead?

Morpheus:
Oh, far from it; you've not been more alive

Architect (aside):
I hope this Neo guy does better than the other five.

NEXT DAY

Morpheus:
What-Is-Real?-It's-Hard-To-Say,-The-Brain's-A-Tricky-Thing

Neo:
Why is it that when we talk we always have to sing?

Morpheus:
Shut up; here's the truth now - your whole world is kind of fake-

Neo:
...Whoa.

Morpheus (aside):
-Why'd I get the feeling this is all some huge mistake?

Neo:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye?

Morpheus:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye.

Neo:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Morpheus:
Shut-Up-Neo-Let-Us-Fight-I-See-You-Know-Kung-Fu
(If you are the One, then why do I keep pwning you?)
Don't just TRY to hit me; bash my head in if you can!
Nothing's real, you get it? Why do you not understand?

Mouse, Tank, Apoc, misc crew:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Fake Construct People:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Morpheus:
See all those people walking 'bout? They could be agents, yeah
If they're not one of us, they're one of them, so just beware
IF I WORE A RED DRESS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME INSTEAD?

Neo:
Uh...

Morpheus:
You'd better pay attention now or you might end up dead.

Neo:
Um.

Morpheus:
When you free your mind there will be nothing you can't do
Beat an agent, fly around-

Neo:
Could I dodge bullets too?

Morpheus:
When you're ready, I'm quite sure that you would not need to-

Tank (spoken): We've got trouble. Squiddies.

Morpheus:
...But that can wait, so let's get back; today's lesson is through.

Neo:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

INVISIBLE CHORUS:
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

(TIMELAPSE TO END OF MOVIE)

Neo:
I know you're there, I feel you, and I know that you're afraid
Of us, and change, the future, but there're things that must be said
'Cos anything is possible, the world is gonna know
You have a choice to make now; you'll determine where we go-

Watch-Me-Fly-Into-The-Sky-Oh-Yeah-I-Am-So-Cool
There is no spoon, the cake's a lie, although I know it's cruel
But the world is gonna change and it will be so fun
Just two more films and and games and then this franchise will be done!
(I'm aware that The Matrix was rated R in the US, but it was rated PG in my country, and 'R' doesn't rhyme as well.)

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Fiddlegirl - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Well-crafted all the way around!
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Could be the theme song for part 4(if it was possible...)
MrMacphisto - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
lol... Good work... 5-5-5
Timmy1000 - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
You've got the Matrix down pretty well.

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