There's a button that I know that’s missing, heard it drop
Came from down the bottom of my sweater
Just popped out and left me, why’d the heck it had to pop
Monday soon, goin' to sew it, Monday soon

And I cannot stand it 'cause I ride the mower oh
Another chore that comes and leaves me cryin'
Have to follow it right down the roughest row I know
Tuesday soon, have to mow more, Tuesday soon

When chores I gotta recall, I ain't got a good word to say
Guess it's 'cause others just as bad are takin’ up my days

So drain, you old white Maytag, wash my load for me
I’m pilin' you tonight from top to bottom,
I hate my damned old washday as much as it hates me
Wednesday soon, gettin' with it, Wednesday soon

When it comes to shop, I ain't got a good word to say
Guess it's 'cause last time I had cash was in a younger day

So ring, you old damn register, ring my eats for me
I’m drivin' home tonight from Safeway’s Super Store
I hate my rotting veggie drawer as much as it hates me
Thursday soon, goin' shopping Thursday soon
Weekdays soon, you know it’s choreday soon again