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Song Parodies -> "Exployee (Train Wreck In Your Company)"

Original Song Title:

"Deportee (Plane Wreck At Los Gatos)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Exployee (Train Wreck In Your Company)"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Congratulations. You're all fired.
The votes are all in and the ballots are counted;
Fools just put in everyone they should throw out.
They're lying and promising free things to morons:
To take all my money and give it all out.

Goodbye to you, John; hit the road, Melanie;
Take a hike, Barry and Mike; bite my bag, Willie!
You've no one to blame except you and your self-same:
You'd rob me blind happily, exployee.

Our fathers' forefathers built up a great country.
You wasted your money; you'd like to waste mine.
You rank parasites can't have anything from me:
You're downsized; it's the end of the line.

Some of you are plain evil, and others just potheads.
My stock is cashed out; soon you all will be gone.
Five of you fired, and the rest will soon follow!
They shot people like you back in my hometown.

Clean out your desk, Mike; go suck on it, Willie;
Get you gone, Barry and John; kiss off, Melanie!
It's going to sound lame when you file the work comp claim:
You won't get a cent out of me, exployee.

The black guys and trannie were hired to meet quotas.
They think I won't fire them; I won't, but they're punked.
I'm knocking the hole in this ship to drown those thieves.
They'll soon be, just like all the rest, exployees.

Is this what you think will make for better business?
Is this what you think, you'll tax me 'til I drop?
Goodbye and good riddance! Go root through the dumpster.
I won't lay you any gold eggs, exployee.

Go and hang, Willie; just eat me, Melanie;
Get a move on, Mike and John; suck an egg, Barry!
For your fun and games your pension's gone up in flames.
Likewise Social Security, exployee.
The company's going out of business too.

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Andria - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody seems eerily similar to the work of our banned and unlamented ex-parodist Linda Terhune.

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