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Song Parodies -> "What Does It Take (to Be A Cub)"

Original Song Title:

"What Does It Take (to Win Your Love)"

Original Performer:

Jr. Walker & the All-Stars

Parody Song Title:

"What Does It Take (to Be A Cub)"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

These are the inquiries of being a Chicago Cub, the pride and joy of cubbie blue. (sfx: goat bleating)
(instrumental interlude)

What does it take
to be in the cubbies?
How will they win
a series ring for me?
Whoa, I just got to know
ooo, that goat curse has got to go
90+ waiting

(instumental interlude)

They tried, and tried, and tried, and tried
to win a title shot
But now that Greg Maddux arrived,
It's gonna get real hot

WGN's the place to see
What does it take to be a cubbie?
Wanna blow your horn, Sosa?

(instrumental interlude)

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