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Song Parodies -> "Clarett Cannot Play"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Clarett Cannot Play"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

This song is another chapter in the story that is the Maurice Clarett controversy (the former star running back from Ohio State).
Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet
Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet

Tagliabue won't let him in now, Tagliabue won't let him in now
Tagliabue won't let him in now, but he may go to Canada
Tagliabue won't let him in now, Tagliabue won't let him in now
Tagliabue won't let him in now, but he may go to Canada

Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet
Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet

Tagliabue won't let him in now, Tagliabue won't let him in now
Tagliabue won't let him in now, but he may go to Canada
Tagliabue won't let him in now, Tagliabue won't let him in now
Tagliabue won't let him in now, but he may go to Canada

Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet
Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet

Tagliabue won't let him in now, Tagliabue won't let him in now
Tagliabue won't let him in now, but he may go to Canada
Tagliabue won't let him in now, Tagliabue won't let him in now
Tagliabue won't let him in now, but he may go to Canada

Clarett cannot play, Clarett cannot play
Clarett cannot play, no NFL team can have him yet

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Arcade Junkie - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, you're good!

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