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Song Parodies -> "Poor Father Maxie"

Original Song Title:

"Big Yellow Taxi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Father Maxie"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

he hates holidays
he thinks they are tommyrot
except for christmas and easter
which he likes quite a lot
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

when pirates run free
you better hope that you don't see 'em
they have scared several people
they holler as they try to flee 'em
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

hey preacher, preacher
putting down our holiday, now
we're just bobbing for apples
and going out to trick or treat...please !
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

late last night
he heard the jail door slam
there sits poor father maxie
rockers had spoiled his plans
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

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Maxwell lliu - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
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south park al - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry max, no can do....i'm busy with the president of ethiopia right now
Confused - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
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