he hates holidays
he thinks they are tommyrot
except for christmas and easter
which he likes quite a lot
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

when pirates run free
you better hope that you don't see 'em
they have scared several people
they holler as they try to flee 'em
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

hey preacher, preacher
putting down our holiday, now
we're just bobbing for apples
and going out to trick or treat...please !
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought

late last night
he heard the jail door slam
there sits poor father maxie
rockers had spoiled his plans
halloween has got to go
cause you don't know hell is hot, till you've gone
he hates holidays
the ones that the pagans brought