-> "Vegas Morning"
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Woke up, it was a Vegas morning and the first thing that I heard
Was a voice shrieking in the hallway, "You miserable bastard"
You gambled away kid's college fund, then had a bimbo caper
Oh, don't you stay, you will rue this day
Cause I'm serving divorce papers
Woke up, it was a Vegas morning and the first thing that I see
A dude in my room with a magnum and it's pointed straight at me
"You begged for time to pay gambling debts, then you gave me a shuck and jive"
Oh you best pray, or get up and pay
And you might leave this room alive
Now the curtains open on the antics of last night
And the rooms are filled with anguished cries
And vases fly, and spouses lie
Trying to put things right
Woke up, it was a Vegas morning and the first thing that I knew
There were bros sprawling in the hallway and I'm lying in my puke
And the headache roared in like a tidal wave, was dulling all my senses
Oh won't I learn, it's pain that you earn
When you party in present tenses
Now the bill is owing for my antics on the Strip
I'm an old man in my fifties now
Must take a vow, to learn somehow
That I'm too old for this sh*t
Oh baby, too old to
Wake up to a Vegas morn-EEENG!
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