You've got a pound of dandruff in your hair
It's been a week since you've changed underwear
All the girls run far away from you
Cuz of your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

Often wondered why those flys hung around
Deodorant is something you haven't found
I walked by and my face, it turned blue
Cuz of your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

Spent your weekend rollin' 'round in the trash
Well it's no wonder you've broke out in a rash
Often wonder why nobody likes you
Well it's your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

You wipe your grungy fingers over your clothes
Maybe you should keep them out of your nose
All the girls run far away from you
Cuz of your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

You havent had your hair cut in seven years
Oh why don't you remove the wax from your ears
Often wonder why nobody likes you
Well it's your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

That's an awful aroma