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Song Parodies -> "Awful Aroma And Your Boogers Hangin' Too"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie-Woogie Flu"

Original Performer:

Johnny Winter

Parody Song Title:

"Awful Aroma And Your Boogers Hangin' Too"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

You've got a pound of dandruff in your hair
It's been a week since you've changed underwear
All the girls run far away from you
Cuz of your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

Often wondered why those flys hung around
Deodorant is something you haven't found
I walked by and my face, it turned blue
Cuz of your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

Spent your weekend rollin' 'round in the trash
Well it's no wonder you've broke out in a rash
Often wonder why nobody likes you
Well it's your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

You wipe your grungy fingers over your clothes
Maybe you should keep them out of your nose
All the girls run far away from you
Cuz of your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

You havent had your hair cut in seven years
Oh why don't you remove the wax from your ears
Often wonder why nobody likes you
Well it's your awful aroma and your boogers hangin too

That's an awful aroma

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Overall Rating: 1.0

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TVOD - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Eeeeeeeeeughhhhhh!
Jonathan C. - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
The original song was by Johnny Rivers, not Johnny Winter. BTW, very gross for a non-Malcolm Higgins parody.
Guy DiRito - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
It smelled bad and it was 'snot' funny. :) Great Malcolm knockoff. Good to see that he does not have a monopoly on gross out stuff. I like to write stuff like this myself sometimes.

Too bad some people cannot vote correctly. That was either the one's guy voting or someone who does not know how to vote. Pace on this song is at least a 4. Don't know why someone marked you a 1 for pace.

Good parody.
Steve Kalafut - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Truly disgusssssting. Loved it.
The Great Karlando - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
You're right J.C. My bad. Thanks for pointing that out.
Wild Man - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Your gross-ness is entertaining Karlando. I happen to like your style. Its not for everyone, but you can develop niche of readers who enjoy this type of thing.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
The original was by Huey "Piano" Smith & the Clowns in 1958.
aoid - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Just not funny. :P

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