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Song Parodies -> "He's a Sextin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"He's a Sextin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Huma Abedin's ( probably ) ex husband Anthony ( Carlos Danger ) Weiner's sexting troubles
There's a man some chicks say is no stranger
To every chick he sexts, he's Carlos Danger
With every pic he takes, another bulge takes shape
Odds are they'll see all of him tomorrow

He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game

Beware his boxer briefs bulge, as he grinds
His ragin' hormones guide, his evil mind
Oh, he shares the pics he takes, of perverted moves he makes
Odds are they'll see all of him tomorrow

He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game

He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, they've given him their numbers and playin' out his game

Eatin' pasta pri-ma-vera one day
Huma ridin', up his pompas alley, next day
So now, his threat is long dong pics, through in-ves-ta-ga-tive tips
Odds are they won't catch his gig tomorrow

He's a sextin' man
He's a sextin' man
Oh, he's livin' in the gutter and playin' away his game

He's a sextin' man

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Rob Arndt - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
555 pics- gross!!!
Jonathan - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
well... his name IS Weiner after all! 5's
Rob Arndt - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Btw, enjoy your stuff Randy. Keep 'em coming!

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