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Song Parodies -> "Secret Service Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Service Man"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

There’s a man who puts the Chief in danger
To ladies of the night he’s not a stranger
With every trip he takes, another babe he makes
Odds are he’ll be unemployed tomorrow

Secret Service man, Secret Service man
Well she’s given you a boner
Now you gotta take the blame

Mix your work and play if so inclined
Enjoy yourself while slapping her behind
But don’t argue ‘bout her pay
You could lose your job that way
Odds are you’ll be unemployed tomorrow

Secret Service man, Secret service man
Well she’s given you a boner
Now you gotta take the blame

At a bar in Cartagena one day
Then in the bosses office at the next day
You watched those swerving hips
And kissed those ruby lips
Odds are you’ll be unemployed tomorrow

Secret Service man, Secret Service man
Well she’s given you a boner
Now you gotta take the blame

Secret Service man.

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Randy Hearn - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good job! You beat me to the title,lol!
Peter Andersson - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
To quote Dave Mustaine: Military Intelligence, two words combined that don't make sense... we now know the same goes for US "secret" and "service", or then again maybe they make perfect sense, knowing they are (were) supposed to be interpreted as separate words to begin with...
Patrick - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
In the Kennedy days, the Secret Service would scout out "talent" for the boss. Seems as if someone would have just coughed up a couple hundred bucks, this whole fiasco would never have come to light. Nice to see the regime getting nicked by their scheme for a "cashless society".
UnKnownVotress - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir, what happens in Columbia . . . stays in ColummmBia ! ! . . . . . mama . . . Mia ! !

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