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Song Parodies -> "Active Nazi Gran"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Active Nazi Gran"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For Peter Andersson :)
A Nazi Gran who leads a life of danger
Directing fire through signals to a Panther
A spotter against the Red Horde tanks in the streets
Odds are she is listening to Goebbels

Active Nazi Gran, active Nazi Gran
They've given you a Panzerfaust, showed you how to take aim

She used to work in the Henschel tank plant
Falk Helferin when city under attack
Good with a Mauser any day
Volkssturm leader all the way
Odds are she is listening to Goebbels

Active Nazi Gran, active Nazi Gran
They've given you a Panzerfaust, showed you how to take aim

Active Nazi Gran, active Nazi Gran
They've given you a Panzerfaust, showed you how to take aim

She's makin’ sure the Red Horde does pay
Has a bunker stored with arms as a hideaway
Setting mines for Red troops to trip
Feeding 88s, scoring hits!
Odds are she is listening to Goebbels
Active Nazi Gran, active Nazi Gran
They've given you a Panzerfaust, showed you how to take aim

Active Nazi Gran

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Rufensiemichlennie - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Zu ficken Komische, Herr Arendt -- Drei Funf!!
Rob Arndt - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Danke... but there is a slight error in V2L2. Should read Flak Helferin (AA Aux.) instead of Falk!!!
Rob Arndt - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Something else that was true but funny- the Germans made cane guns from cottage industries and many were captured, but not from the elderly!!! They were meant to be used by military men posing as civilians!!! Similarly, MI6 came up with umbrella guns for spy work!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Nicht schiese ist!
Peter Andersson - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
He-he, kinda knew something like this was coming, though I gotta admit I find the image of nazi grans ravaging the streets of Berlin a bit disturbing (but again, I guess so did the Russians...).

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