-> "Secret® Fragrence Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Secret® Fragrence Man"
The Lyrics
There’s a man who wears a woman’s roll-on
To all the guys he works with he’s a moron
Despite how hot things get, they’ve never seen him sweat
He always gets rosie commendations
Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
Strong enough for a man but… made for a woman they say
Watch out for elevators with this gent
His manly face masks a bouquet of scents
Do, be cautious in hallways
Or he’ll take your breath away
Two to one you’ll need resusitation
Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
Strong enough for a plumber who’s snaken’ away a drain
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Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
You dialed OSHA’s number and they’ve taken down his name
He’ll pop in your corner office one time
And you’re getting’ on the horn to OSHA’s hot line
Oh shoot, you caught a fatal whiff
While passing this working stiff
Your building may need evacuation
Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
You’ve screamed at HAZMAT’s people but they don’t care all the same
Secret® Fragrence Man
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