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Song Parodies -> "Secret® Fragrence Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret® Fragrence Man"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I would like to record this one. Can anyone help?
There’s a man who wears a woman’s roll-on
To all the guys he works with he’s a moron
Despite how hot things get, they’ve never seen him sweat
He always gets rosie commendations

Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
Strong enough for a man but… made for a woman they say

Watch out for elevators with this gent
His manly face masks a bouquet of scents
Do, be cautious in hallways
Or he’ll take your breath away
Two to one you’ll need resusitation

Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
Strong enough for a plumber who’s snaken’ away a drain


------ lead guitar ------


Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
You dialed OSHA’s number and they’ve taken down his name

He’ll pop in your corner office one time
And you’re getting’ on the horn to OSHA’s hot line
Oh shoot, you caught a fatal whiff
While passing this working stiff
Your building may need evacuation

Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
You’ve screamed at HAZMAT’s people but they don’t care all the same

Secret® Fragrence Man

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Rotten Tomato - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Honestly, I'm a little puzzled by the last half of the song. You're not talking about a guy who smells bad, just a guy who smells like flowers.
LittleSecretCakes - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Leo, this is very funny! Always did love Johnny Rivers, and now this 'agent' of fragrance is tops! Loved the line: . . . You've dialed OSHA and they've taken down his name! . . . .CRAZY and Cabo-Wabo !!
TJC - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny and... duh... fragrant!

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