-> "Soccer/Taxi Mom"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Soccer/Taxi Mom"
The Lyrics
There's a mom who lives a life of chaos
Her hubby says she could be the next Kate Moss
With every banged up shin
A mother's love sinks in
Good chance their team will be in the playoffs
Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's driving them to practice and running around in jeans
Beware of soccer parents that go mad
A little kid can have a big 'ole dad
Do be careful on approach
And thank God you're not the coach
Good chance she wont have to take down Olaf
Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's cheering with the parents and avoiding a nasty scene
[Lead guitar]
Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's traded in her Hummer™ and driving a miniVan
Shopping at the galleria for cleats
Then racing to lil' Connor's practice full speed
Oh, no, she's "bout to go in fits
While driving precocious kids
Chances are she'll be drinking Starbucks® coffee
Soccer/Taxi Mom, Soccer/Taxi Mom
She's put asleep her babies and keeping awake her man
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