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There's a man at work here who's a Vegan
He always works real hard; brings home the bacon
He won't eat food from flesh; don't want no chicken breast
Lots of things won't eat; he won't touch marrow

He's a Vegan, yeah,
name is Nathan, and
He won't touch breast of chicken
Not even if "Free Range"

Don't care for Pork or steaks of any kind
On Porterhouse or Sirloin he won't dine
Naw, don't put meat on his plate
'Cause he won't appreciate
Can't eat cheese, not even on Lasagna

'Cause he's Vegan, yeah
He eats veggies, man
Eats salads with cucumbers
And lettuce that's Romaine

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Eats potatoes, yeah
You can serve him yams
And fresh fruit in the summer
Need I further explain?

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Pasta Primavera made with mushrooms
And several dishes you can make with tofu
Fresh Avocado dip
coats his organic chips
But nothing that goes "moo" down on the farm, though

Meatless; Vegan, man
Roast Beef he can't stand
Meat dishes are a bummer
He'd rather dine on grains

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Meatless, Vegan Man!!!

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