There's a man who works pipes and plunger
To every one he knows he is no stranger
With every move he makes another smell he takes
Odds are he will smell like sh*t tomorrow.

Sewer service man, Sewer service man
They've written down your a number and calling out your name

Beware of desperate house wives that you find
A desperate house wife can hide an lustful mind
Ah, be careful where you step
Or you'll get yourself in waste
Odds are you will smell like sh*t tomorrow

Sewer service man, sewer service man
They've written down your number and calling out your name

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Sewer service man, sewer service man
They've written down your a number and calling out your name

Sitting on the Oprah show one day
And then cleaning the out pipes in the New Orleans next day
Oh no, you let the plunger slip
While cleaning persuasive sinks
The odds are you will smell like sh*t tomorrow

Sewer service man, sewer service man
They've written down your number and calling out your name