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Song Parodies -> "Stinky Fragrance Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Stinky Fragrance Man"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

There's a man who really likes burritos
And then he likes to launch a few torpedoes
With every bite he takes
A lethal wind he breaks
Odds are we won't live to smell tomorrow

Stinky fragrance man, stinky fragrance man
He's playing you his trumpet
And takin' your breath away

Beware the seat arrangements when you dine
They'll sit you next to Pootie every time
He'll turn the family blue
Then pin that sh** on you
Odds are you'll eat with the kids tomorrow

Stinky fragrance man, he's so flagrant man
He's making you some thunder
And givin' away the blame

(Breathtaking guitar solo)

There's a man who leads a life so smelly
And everyone he meets, they say WHOA NELLY
He fills his chili bowl
The place is like death row
Odds are he'll be gassing us tomorrow

Stinky fragrance man, he's outrageous, man
He's making you some thunder
And givin' away the blame

Silent as a ninja he is one day
Toots away like Satchmo on the next day
He lets the long ones rip
By eating hellacious dip
Odds are he'll buy underwear tomorrow

Stinky fragrance man, he's a satan fan
He's cuttin' cheese like butter
He's setting the place aflame

Stinky fragrance man......PLLLLBBBPPPP

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Red Ant - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Claude, not a wasted line here and an interesting choice of letters at the end to represent a fart!
carol - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's
PMS - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Blowing three fives your way!
Matthias - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Woopie!!! Claude, 5's... This parody didn't stink!!!
Michael Pacholek - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Nobody nose the troubles you've seen.
Royce Miller - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
another fresh breath of Claude Prez
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
what a gas
Dumb Ass Kid - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] FanGAStic! 555+
Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Whoa, nelly! Did you say he was cutting cheese like butter? that's some powerful sphincter-work going on there - and you say he's equally adept at silent and Satchmo? - I'm impressed - can't go wrong with a classy assy fart parody Claude - LOL! - 555
Josh 2 - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS soz
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Red Ant said. To add to that comment I re-read this a few times, didn't want it to end (is that TMI?). I think the secret agent is H2S.
Agrimorfee - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Is this going to be a new character in the sequel to Mystery Men? (haha)
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't "Johnny Rivers" a euphemism for diarrhea? TMSLTM (the S is for steeenky). I give this 5 B's, 5 L's, and 5 P's.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I pretty fast found two live versions of this song on the net, one turned out to have extra choruses and one had fewer and one of them was also a cover so I'm not giving the URL this time (since they weren't the original this is based on). Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that those two was more than enough to prove that this has excellent pacing etc. Though running the "PLLLLBBBPPPP" in my dictionary loudspeaker plug in quickly turned the sound card to break down into something that smelled up the whole room!
bobpiecheese - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I was wrong when I said that I DKTOS. This song was on Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, for crying out loud. Is the 'breathtaking' guitar solo made up of farts? If you record this, it should be. Brilliant job!
Adam Eccleshall - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not normally a fan of "bodily function" material, but this was well written. Really liked the Satchmo line :)
Phil Alexander - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothing like an ol' fart gag... and sounds like these *really* make you gag.. but (if you don't mind me saying it) this ain't your best, Claude. Methinks December's entry is going to be much stronger.
Tim Mayfield - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Nicely done with variation and feeling.
John Jenkins - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good stuff, Claude, especially, death row, ninja, and Satchmo.
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Classy fart parodies are few and far between, Claude...but this one definitely cuts the mustard..cheese...whatever. 555
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job on a parody as raunchy as the subject.
Johnny D - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "Secret Agent Man" is one of those songs that just lends itself to multitudes of creative parodies, like this one. Well done, CP.
Claude Prez - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments everybody.
2nz - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff you old fart. Especially liked 'rip/hellacious dip' and the 'pinning it on you' line.

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