Song Parodies -> I Smell A Lot Like Ammonia
| Original Song Title: | "Rockin' Pneumonia" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Rivers |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Smell A Lot Like Ammonia" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i wanna scrub the restroom floor and wall
i wanna mop up every single stall
suds all fizzin'...toilet water turns blue
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
when most people answer nature's call
they seem to miss the bowl and hit the wall
now they glisten...guess my job here is through
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
i want it pleasin', when you have to go
if left all runny, lots of germs could grow
with my system, all the fixtures look new
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
its nicer than the one i have in my home
so clean, its squeakin'...take a look at that chrome
if you're whizzin', find an aim that is true
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
i wanna mop up every single stall
suds all fizzin'...toilet water turns blue
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
when most people answer nature's call
they seem to miss the bowl and hit the wall
now they glisten...guess my job here is through
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
i want it pleasin', when you have to go
if left all runny, lots of germs could grow
with my system, all the fixtures look new
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
its nicer than the one i have in my home
so clean, its squeakin'...take a look at that chrome
if you're whizzin', find an aim that is true
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too
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Goofy and fun to sing to the OS...555
Smells like 5s.
Bowled me over....and ammonia side, here...for fives
When I was a kid, Dow's "Scrubbing Bubbles" was my favorite commercial. Five coupons. Although the original (and best) version was by Huey "Piano" Smith & the Clowns, in 1958 I think.
555 This song was flush with imagery.
thanks rick john AFW michael (you're right) and PMS
555 ;-)
What a nice clean parody. 5's
thanks leebee and tim
three squeaky clean 5's for you
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