Every day, I log on to my P. C.
Go to check my email so I can see
What offers I've received, that cannot be believed
Odds are they'll be just the same tomorrow

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I'm receiving spam, still receiving spam,
Those guys have got my number, and they'll not give up my name

I've won the lottery more times than I can count,
Although I buy no tickets, offers still mount,
Of dollars all for me, for just a handling fee
The odds are if I bite, I'll find more sorrow

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Enlarging body parts can be quite risky,
Also products meant to make us frisky,
They promise I'll be cured, of ills I've not endured,
The odds aren't good I'd have my health tomorrow

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Riches unimagined could be all mine,
Girls in other countries for me do pine,
Why I can work at home, earn money while I roam,
The odds are I'll get money if I borrow.

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