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Song Parodies -> "I'm Receiving Spam"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Receiving Spam"

Parody Written by:

Bob Konigsberg

The Lyrics

Every day, I log on to my P. C.
Go to check my email so I can see
What offers I've received, that cannot be believed
Odds are they'll be just the same tomorrow

I'm receiving spam, still receiving spam,
Those guys have got my number, and they'll not give up my name

I've won the lottery more times than I can count,
Although I buy no tickets, offers still mount,
Of dollars all for me, for just a handling fee
The odds are if I bite, I'll find more sorrow


Enlarging body parts can be quite risky,
Also products meant to make us frisky,
They promise I'll be cured, of ills I've not endured,
The odds aren't good I'd have my health tomorrow


Riches unimagined could be all mine,
Girls in other countries for me do pine,
Why I can work at home, earn money while I roam,
The odds are I'll get money if I borrow.


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Adagio - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one! Spam does get ridiculous sounding the more you read them. 5's
Guy - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Check your inbox. I'm offering three fives for a small handling fee.
Rick D - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a good one, Bob. Who would have thought the old Monty Python bit about spam is even funnier today with the new meaning.
John Barry - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Ingeborg S. Nordén - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
[AOL impression] You've got fives! [/AOL impression] Seriously, though--you must have been hit with the same spam epidemic that I've gotten lately; my filter program isn't worth a rat's behind these days.
Tim Mayfield - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny line:
Those guys have got my number, and they’re not give up my name
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
marvelous parody about a universal problem...5s
Scathe - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(AOL voice): You've got 5's.
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sending you some fives. Send them to ten of your friends. If you do, you will have good luck. If you don't, you will have bad luck. Do you really want to be the one to break this chain?
Johnny D - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment

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