Song Parodies -> Single Man

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

  
Parody Song Title:

"Single Man"

Parody Written by:

Jon Clemence

This is certainly not autobiographical in any way, for sure. Really. But, for the record, I do not live in a trailer.
There's a man who lives inside a trailer
To all the girls he meets, he feels a failure
With every girl he likes, he lets himself get psyched
Odds are he won't have the nerve to call her

He's a single man
He's a single man
He's asking for her number, I sure hope he's got game

Too many pretty faces that he sees
A pretty face can send him to his knees
Oh how he'd like to kiss
Those voluptuous red lips
Odds are he won't have the guts to do it

He's a single man
He's a single man
He's asking for her number, I sure hope he's got game

Sitting in his apartment on Monday
Still lying on the couch a week from Sunday
You know he'd like to date
But he always hesitates
Odds are he won't have the nerve to call her

He's a single man
He's a single man
He's asking for her number, I sure hope he's got game
He's a single man
He's a single man
Oh, you'd better get her number before she walks away
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Mikey Boy - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thats awesome except the chorus pacing is bad. YOu should of put like single (adjective) man. ther than that though its hilarious 455.
robbie - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
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