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Song Parodies -> "Secret Asian Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Asian Man"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Hey, if Asians can't make fun of themselves, who will? :)
There's a man who eats a lot of ginseng
Karaoke bars show that he can't sing
With every duck he bakes
A concubine he takes
Odds are he will find some more tomorrow

CHORUS
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
You've made some chicken dumplings
To add to your chow mein.
(Ah so!)

Beware of foreign faces you may find
A foreign face can steal your concubines
With every duck he bakes
A concubine he takes
Odds are he will find some more tomorrow

CHORUS

Plotting against the evil gwai-lo one day
Stealing all his computer secrets next day
Oh, make a superior chip
While eating fried sheep lips
You'll take over the stock market tomorrow

CHORUS

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 45

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