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Song Parodies -> "Secret Asian Man (the pimp version)"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Asian Man (the pimp version)"

Parody Written by:

DLane

The Lyrics

this is about my homie remus who be tellin his ladies that he be black, but fareal, he be straight chinkin it.err...yea, just read the song.
There is a pimp who lives his life a liar
If he told his ho's the truth he would get fired
Every time they want to do him,
he sends them away again
Chances are they'll suspect it someday

Secret, Asian Man
Secret, Asian Man
He looks Black and his name is Remus
But he has a really really small penis

He hides his rice wherever he can put it
Imports from China, 'cuz "that's the good sh**"
The unintended "ching" or "chong", or mom's joke about his schlong,
Will tip off everyone else towards what he's hiding

Secret, Asian Man
Secret, Asian Man
He looks black and his name is Remus
But he has a really really small penis

In the ghetto one day
Slinking through Chinatown the next day
Ridin in your escalade
To the Buddha, you still pray
The word "chink" probably causes you sorrow

Secret, Asian Man
Secret, Asian Man
He looks black and his name is Remus
But he has a really really small penis
i couldnt care less what you think, but if you like it, rate me good. if you dont, dont bother...just go kill yourself now.

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Overall Rating: 3.4

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i'm laughing stupidly - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
because of these two utterly stupid lines:

He looks Black and his name is Remus
But he has a really really small penis
rob - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Asian men are pimps. They get all the italian girls
Rou Lin - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
We have small penis's? You should leave that for the white girls to judge. You might find we are big and pleasureable.
Chick Daney - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Racist. People like YOU should go kill yourself. If not, somebody will do it for you soon enough!

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