I went to an AA meeting, They had a two drink minimum. Time's are tight these days, I'll tell ya, nobody's got it easy, Why hookers are giving away toasters. I tell ya I dont get no respect, I was in a resturant the other day, and my tie caught on fire an some guy tried to put it out with an axe, I was walking down the street the other day and found some guys wallet, it had pictures of my kids in it....

I Like It.

What a wonderful tribute! Great job, Dee.

A good parody and tribute, Dee. 5's

I liked it, too! Good job, Dee! 5s...

Decent pacing/rhymes, clever use of Rodney's own gags. He may get no respect, but you get it from me for this one...5's all round!

I was a Rodney fan, and you made me laugh. Thanks.

Here's on of many great one-liners. "My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door."

Thanks to all the Rodney Dangerfield fans for reading and commenting.Joe and Rick, thanks for the extra jokes . Loved them all

Dee, excellent job and a fine tribute to a funny-funny fellow...5's...

Thanks, Paul

Actually, Rodney was the one who changed his name. Seems as Jacob Cohen, he didn't get no respect. No respect at all! When he was six, his parents sent him to the movies. When he got back, he found out they'd moved! He asked his dad what the Depression was like. Dad said he got used to the kid after a while. Rodney grew up in a tough neighborhood. The football games. Names like Bronko, Brutus, Bruno, Spike, Mad Dog. And that was just the cheerleaders! That's when he started betting on games. He got hooked. He joined Gamblers Anonymous. They laid three to one he didn't make it! And his wife, boy, I tell ya. They were happy for 20 years. Then they met! Before he got married, he wanted sex in the worst way. And he got it! Y'see, she was a water sign, and he was an earth sign. Together, they made mud! Of course, for most of his life, a threesome was using both hands! You think you're not getting enough? His wife cut him down to once a month! Of course, there were four guys she cut out completely!

Nice tribute, Dee. Rodney would've loved it.

Michael P. and Jonathan C. , thanks so much for the comments

You bastard! You stole my idea! I was gonna do a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield except with "Rodney-Dangerfield" as the chorus. Lol, it was a great song though and you beat me too it. Guess two great minds think alike