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Song Parodies -> "Rodney Danger Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Rodney Danger Fan"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

For Rodney Dangerfield, one of the funniest men who ever lived
There's a man whose last name starts with Danger
Where ever he was born, it was no manger
As soon as he found fame, his parents changed their names
Odds are he might get respect tomorrow


Rodney Danger Fan, Rodney Danger Fan
I wish you peaceful slumber
Bet all of us feel the same

It wasn't paranoia in your mind
Your ugly mug looked just like your behind
Oh, right in your birthing bed
Doc slapped your face instead
Odds are we'll be laughing through the sorrow

Repeat chorus

Rodney Danger Fan, Rodney Danger Fan
Your fans still grow in number
We'll never forget your name

Swigging on your Metamucil one day
And then drinking quarts of Bombay Gin the next day
I know you let the anchor slip
And it went through Ted Knight's ship
I bet you're telling angels jokes tomorrow

Rodney Danger Fan
Rodney Danger Fan
The angels know you're coming
And they'll be glad you came

Rodney Danger's Fans

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Joe Melchionne - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I went to an AA meeting, They had a two drink minimum. Time's are tight these days, I'll tell ya, nobody's got it easy, Why hookers are giving away toasters. I tell ya I dont get no respect, I was in a resturant the other day, and my tie caught on fire an some guy tried to put it out with an axe, I was walking down the street the other day and found some guys wallet, it had pictures of my kids in it....
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I Like It.
Ashkicksass - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
What a wonderful tribute! Great job, Dee.
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
A good parody and tribute, Dee. 5's
Arwen - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, too! Good job, Dee! 5s...
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Decent pacing/rhymes, clever use of Rodney's own gags. He may get no respect, but you get it from me for this one...5's all round!
Tom R. - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I was a Rodney fan, and you made me laugh. Thanks.
Rick D - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's on of many great one-liners. "My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door."
Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all the Rodney Dangerfield fans for reading and commenting.Joe and Rick, thanks for the extra jokes . Loved them all
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee, excellent job and a fine tribute to a funny-funny fellow...5's...
Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul
Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, Rodney was the one who changed his name. Seems as Jacob Cohen, he didn't get no respect. No respect at all! When he was six, his parents sent him to the movies. When he got back, he found out they'd moved! He asked his dad what the Depression was like. Dad said he got used to the kid after a while. Rodney grew up in a tough neighborhood. The football games. Names like Bronko, Brutus, Bruno, Spike, Mad Dog. And that was just the cheerleaders! That's when he started betting on games. He got hooked. He joined Gamblers Anonymous. They laid three to one he didn't make it! And his wife, boy, I tell ya. They were happy for 20 years. Then they met! Before he got married, he wanted sex in the worst way. And he got it! Y'see, she was a water sign, and he was an earth sign. Together, they made mud! Of course, for most of his life, a threesome was using both hands! You think you're not getting enough? His wife cut him down to once a month! Of course, there were four guys she cut out completely!
Jonathan C. - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice tribute, Dee. Rodney would've loved it.
Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P. and Jonathan C. , thanks so much for the comments
WhiteWeasel89 - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You bastard! You stole my idea! I was gonna do a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield except with "Rodney-Dangerfield" as the chorus. Lol, it was a great song though and you beat me too it. Guess two great minds think alike

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