Song Parodies -> Sea Crustacean Fan
| Original Song Title: | "Secret Agent Man" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Rivers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sea Crustacean Fan" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
Watching George Costanza stuff shrimp into his mouth on Seinfeld inspired this silly ditty
There's a man who
Eats a lot of lobster
How can he afford it?
Must be a mobster
The restaurant owns a fleet
To supply what he eats
Odds are they might be
Extinct tomorrow
Chorus
Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
They just ran out of lobster
He's munchin' away some crabs
They have an offer
"ALL THAT YOU CAN EAT"
When he walks in they
Signal to the fleet
"Bring another ton of prawns
He'll be eatin' till the dawn"
They know they'll be
Cookin' till tomorrow
Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
They just brought out some more shrimp
He loosens his belt again
Repeat Chorus (And belch loudly)
Running out of
Shrimp and lobster one day
They're all floating in some
Jersey swamp the next day
Oh, well, I told
Them not to use
An offer he can't refuse
The odds are they won't
Be found till tomorrow
Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
Next time you see him coming
You better close while you can
Sea Crustacean Fan
Eats a lot of lobster
How can he afford it?
Must be a mobster
The restaurant owns a fleet
To supply what he eats
Odds are they might be
Extinct tomorrow
Chorus
Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
They just ran out of lobster
He's munchin' away some crabs
They have an offer
"ALL THAT YOU CAN EAT"
When he walks in they
Signal to the fleet
"Bring another ton of prawns
He'll be eatin' till the dawn"
They know they'll be
Cookin' till tomorrow
Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
They just brought out some more shrimp
He loosens his belt again
Repeat Chorus (And belch loudly)
Running out of
Shrimp and lobster one day
They're all floating in some
Jersey swamp the next day
Oh, well, I told
Them not to use
An offer he can't refuse
The odds are they won't
Be found till tomorrow
Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
Next time you see him coming
You better close while you can
Sea Crustacean Fan
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Title alone is worth fives. This is one of the best parodies on this song I've seen. Fresh and original just like the seafood.
Very original and tasty, too!
Hee hee! I love sea food, and I LOVED this, Dee...very cute! 5s...and my favorte line was:
How can he afford it?
Must be a mobster
LOL!
How can he afford it?
Must be a mobster
LOL!
Guy, Johnny, and Arwen, thank you
And Dee, thank you. I have been wanting to do this song for a long time and your parody today inspired me to write an original to this song. It should post tomorrow. It made me look at it from a whole different perspective. I hope it is half as good as yours.
You know, Dee, the voters just called. They're running out of fives!
Michael, the jerk store called, they're running out of me!
Guy, thanks. And knowing you, yours will probably be twice as good. Can't wait to read it
that was great, dee...fives PLUS
Alvin, thanks
5's for you, Dee, and 1's for Costanza!
Peregrin, many thanks!
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