Song Parodies -> "Secret Asian Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

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Original Performer:

"Secret Asian Man"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hey there all, I'm back...First off, let me say I hope no Asians are offended by this parody, it was written in memory of a very good friend of mine. Secondly, any of my friends who see this--and understand all the inside jokes--thanks and much love to you all! Thirdly, but not leastly (is that a word?), a big thanks to Lauren for the inspiration!As always, it's best to listen to the original music in the background. I hope you all enjoy it!!!

There's a man who's small and short in stature
He sees a girl and scurries right on past her
"I'm Polish" that's his tease
But, boy, he looks Chinese
Odds are that he'll scurry on tomorrow

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
He's growing racist oranges and David Lin's his name

Beware of squared-out faces that you find
A blocky face can hide a cunning mind
He'll hide a knife down his pants
He'll go to clubs, but he won't dance
Odds are that he'll scurry on tomorrow

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
He's popping up from nowhere and hiding out on planes

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
Watch him talk Italian and watch him talk Maltese

He's married to a really, really tall girl
But he'll tell an ethnic joke and she'll be a gone girl
Oh well, he got his pocket picked,
But he doesn't look that ticked
The odds are that he'll scurry by tomorrow

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
20 is his number and no race is his friend

Secret Asian Man!

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Guy - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Must be a lot of inside jokes here. I missed most but it was an entertaining read just the same. Also if memory serves me right I think "Secret Asian Man" has already been parodied out here several times already. I gave you 5's for pace but can only give 4's because of the inside humor and theme already used.

Rachel - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I love it! Brings back good memories of our trip to the club and, of course, David Lin dancing with Tall Girl. You managed to cover the entire trip in one parody. Very funny and nice pacing. Woo hoo for Ross!

Rosie - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL Ross, David Lin would be proud of this heartfelt tribute! :D

Kristen - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

That's amazing Ross! I love it! It brought back so many memories! David Lin would be honored I'm sure!

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