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Song Parodies -> "Secret Asian Clan"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Asian Clan"

Parody Written by:

Paul Allen Panks

The Lyrics

There's a clan that leads a lie of danger
To everyone they beat their just a stranger
With every grove they fake, another lance they take
Odds are, they won't give to see your sorrow

Secret Asian Clan, secret asian clan
They've given me a number and taken away my fame

Beware of pity traces you may find
A pity trace can slide an evil kind
Ah, be careful what you pray
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are, you won't give to see their sorrow

Secret Asian Clan, secret asian clan
They've given me some lumber and taken away my crane

------ lead guitar ------

Secret Asian Clan, secret asian clan
They've given me a number and taken away my fame

Swingin' from the Riviera one day
And then layin' in a Taipei alley next May
Ah-so, you let the wrong birds flip
While kissing persuaded lips
The odds are, they won't give to see my sorrow

Secret Asian Clan, secret asian clan
They've given me a number and taken away my fame
dunric@yahoo.com

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Lee Oh Jae - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't understand who/what this is about. Maybe needs a top comment.

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