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Song Parodies -> "Milk Of Magnesia And Some Pepto-bismol, Too"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Milk Of Magnesia And Some Pepto-bismol, Too"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's wendy and stan
i wanna puke when wendy pays a call
i wanna holler cause i've lost it all
feel so empty by the time i am through
i need some milk of magnesia
and some pepto-bismol, too

lost my breakfast, babe, and that ain't all
i wanna kiss her cause she's such a doll
that won't happen, cause i'll barf if i do
i need some milk of magnesia
and some pepto-bismol, too

i wanna squeeze her, but i've been laid low
the vomit's runnin' every time she show
that girl's beauty always cause me to spew
i need some milk of magnesia
and some pepto-bismol, too

baby, sorry that i can't stay strong
i know my stomach will erupt before long
please don't think its a reflection on you
i need some milk of magnesia
and some pepto-bismol, too


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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5's
Johnny D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This one encouraged me to hurl some fives.
Michael Pacholek - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
And that goes for this one, too. (see "Mangled Up In Stew")
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't mind Michael; he doesn't like the Simpsons either. I happen to love South Park but that's not why I liked this one a lot. You have so many songs I was hoping they wouldn't be very good so I could safely ignore them. Dammit. Anyway, they'll never get the attention they deserve if you submit them this quickly; two or three a day is about the most one author should put up at a time if they want people to see them all. Also Chuck isn't updating this weekend so there's probably gonna be at least a hundred or two up on Monday. I'm only saying this cause your stuff is good and I don't want you to get discouraged and leave or anything. Okay I'm done now.
Jay W - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Masterful 'hook'.
Stray Pooch - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Claude on this one. You are quite prolific and, honestly, some of the first parodies I read didn't grab me. But I love this song so I had to check this one out and I'm glad I did. 555
Linda - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What happened to Raymond in your commercials?
Andria - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this parody, and I used to chug Pepto and Maalox as a little girl until my mom caught me and then spanked me with a rather large wooden spoon. I still use large quantities of Pepto on occasion. Also, I torched a bottle of milk of magnesia once because it contains a form of magnesium, but the only thing that burned was the bottle. 5s.
alvin - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks sloatead, johnny, michael, claude, jay, stray pooch, linda and andria....what an inquistive little girl you were....and interested in chemistry to boot...lol

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