Song Parodies -> He's An Asian Man
| Original Song Title: | "Secret Agent Man" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Rivers |
| Parody Song Title: | "He's An Asian Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
here's a man who's secretly a ninja
if you buy his meats, he will befriend ya
its wonton soup he makes
and teriyaki steaks
odds are, that's where you will eat tomorrow
he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein
beware of chinese places in decline
a chinese place could pull some monkeyshines
ooh, careful of decay
make sure its fresh today
odds are, what you eat could bring you sorrow
he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein
you're dyin' for his special noodles one day
and cravin' chicken cantonese the next day
so you plan a second trip
while you lick your greasy lips
odds are, you'll be eatin' here tomorrow
he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein
he's an asian man
if you buy his meats, he will befriend ya
its wonton soup he makes
and teriyaki steaks
odds are, that's where you will eat tomorrow
he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein
beware of chinese places in decline
a chinese place could pull some monkeyshines
ooh, careful of decay
make sure its fresh today
odds are, what you eat could bring you sorrow
he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein
you're dyin' for his special noodles one day
and cravin' chicken cantonese the next day
so you plan a second trip
while you lick your greasy lips
odds are, you'll be eatin' here tomorrow
he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein
he's an asian man
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Mmmmm.....Chinese food.....
Awesome dude lol
Very well done. Alvin. Check out my parody of "The Battle of New Orleans. It's titled "The Griddle Of New Wong Ling's".
Dude, your range is amazing. Keep on writin'.
What Robert J said, dude, what he said, oh yeah.
restoring my previous 555 vote.
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