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Song Parodies -> "He's An Asian Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"He's An Asian Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here's a man who's secretly a ninja
if you buy his meats, he will befriend ya
its wonton soup he makes
and teriyaki steaks
odds are, that's where you will eat tomorrow

he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein

beware of chinese places in decline
a chinese place could pull some monkeyshines
ooh, careful of decay
make sure its fresh today
odds are, what you eat could bring you sorrow

he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein

you're dyin' for his special noodles one day
and cravin' chicken cantonese the next day
so you plan a second trip
while you lick your greasy lips
odds are, you'll be eatin' here tomorrow

he's an asian man
he's an asian man
if you call up his number
he's makin' you chow mein

he's an asian man

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Homer Simpson - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmm.....Chinese food.....
Johnny Pyro - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome dude lol
David Chrenko - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done. Alvin. Check out my parody of "The Battle of New Orleans. It's titled "The Griddle Of New Wong Ling's".
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, your range is amazing. Keep on writin'.
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
What Robert J said, dude, what he said, oh yeah.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
sineP - July 22, 2023 - Report this comment
This totally slaps, dude. Now I'm in da mood', for da Asian food'. You know what I'm talking bout? This guy gets it.

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