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Song Parodies -> "Secret Asian Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Asian Man"

Parody Written by:

Ray Luong

The Lyrics

There's a man who leaves his life in asia
Across the sea he comes, he is in danger
With every move he takes, another bag of rice he makes
Odds are you've seen "Better Luck Tomorrow"

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They've given you a model
Forcing you to follow

Beware of foreign faces that you find
Some racist punks are truly never kind
They'll judge you by your looks
And by the way you cook
Odds are you've seen "Better Luck Tomorrow"

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They've given you a model
Forcing you to follow

GUITAR SOLO

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They've given you a model
Forcing you to follow

Playing Dance Dance Revolution one day
Then listening to the Chinkees next day
Racing in your rocket
Ah, don't forget your chopsticks
Odds are you've seen "Better Luck Tomorrow"

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They've given you a model
Forcing you to follow

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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