-> "Runnin' Bare"
Original Song Title:
"Running Bear"
Parody Song Title:
"Runnin' Bare"
The Lyrics
for a prank...i uncovered
i'm runnin' bare...goods were displayed
past grandmothers...spied by two sisters
oh how lovely...i parade
little white tush...almost glowin'
such an bubbly...sight to see
i imbibed...some vodka doubles
then i tossed...my BVDs
runnin' bare...my little white tush
looked so dumb...but, hell, i was high
runnin' bare...off in a big rush
i was drunk...that ain't no lie
the weather's grim...i start to shiver
how i quiver...as i fly
i couldn't feel...my little white tush
freezin' off...my underside
in the moonlight...you could see me
scarin misses...shockin' dames
their little hearts...start beatin' faster
cause i put...their men to shame
runnin' bare...my little white tush
looked so dumb...but, hell, i was high
runnin' bare...off in a big rush
i was drunk...that ain't no lie
runnin' bare...i slipped in water
little white tush...down, it came
then my legs...wrapped 'round each other
i went sprawlin'...and came up lame
my poor knee...crushed on the cement
a ragin' pain there...kept me down
two big cops...joined up together
and they dragged...my ass, downtown
run in bare...my little white tush
tossed in jail...embarrassed, am i
run in bare...sleepin' my drunk off
what a stunt...for me to try
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