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Song Parodies -> "Runnin' Bare"

Original Song Title:

"Running Bear"

Original Performer:

Johnny Preston

Parody Song Title:

"Runnin' Bare"

Parody Written by:

Ben Happy

The Lyrics

In The Bathtub I Was Takin' A Shower
It Was Awful Late Don't Know The Hour
Well I Heard The Sireen Way 'Cross Town
I Looked Out The Door, My House Had Burned Down!

RUNNIN' BARE Down The Sidewalk
Neighbors Seein' What They Could See
RUNNIN' BARE Down The Sidewalk
Hey Lady, Don't Look At Me!

I Went To The River To Take A Little Swim
Hung My Britches On A Big Old Limb
Some Girls Came By, You Know What They Done?
Stoled My Britches, And Away They Run!

I's RUNNIN' BARE Down The Creek Bed
Some Girls Are Playin' A Trick On Me
I'm RUNNIN' BARE I'm Tryin To Catch 'Em
I Gotta Get My Pants Back, Don't Ya See?

My Girlfriend Called, Said "Hey Ben Come Around
Cause My Husband, He's Out Of Town"
Well After A While, He Walked In
I Said "Excuse Me" And I's Gone Again!

I'm RUNNIN' BARE Through Them Bushes
Dodgin' Bullets From Tree To Tree
I'm RUNNIN' BARE Through The Bushes
RUNNIN' BARE Is What They Call Me

In My Rawhide Underwear
Can I Get Some Air? Is It Goin' Somewhere?
I Am The Original Streaker, Woo-Ha!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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Just Observing - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey - you write a lot like "Green Bloodied Hound Dogs".
Loreta - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Love It;

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