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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Think Clearly Now"

Original Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Nash

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Think Clearly Now"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i can't think clearly now
my brain is gone
i trip on all obstacles in my way
mind's just a dark cloud
i drank till blind
i just don't feel bright...tight night...i'm far away

don't think i can make it now
my wits are gone
i have a bad feeling
god, this is weird
there is the taxi i've been prayin' for
i'd hail it tonight...quite right...'cept i can't pay

walkin' around...i'm numb after booze time
not straight ahead...a wobblin' confused line

i can't think clearly now
my sense is gone
i may seem illogical
when this way
far from the bar crowds
this world's unkind
i've got to be a sight...tight night...its almost day

i've got to be a sight...tight night...its almost day

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Arwen - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent, Alvin!

And speaking of not being able to see/think clearly, I clicked on this parody thinking, "Johnny Cash did a version of 'I Can See Clearly Now?'" Yeah...I'm a little bit stupid...; )
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, this is one of the best anti-Bush parodies all year. Wait, it's not about Bush? Oh well, it's still pretty good. Arwen: Johnny Cash was one of those guys who covered everything, so he may have done this Johnny NASH song. So while I would never say you're stupid (due to my fear of lightning), I might say your imagination is a little overactive, but in this case you might be in the clear.
Paul Robinson - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Stupefying, alvin ~ ~ ~ And not a bad piece of work for someone so obviously addled...lol ~ ~ ~ I think I'll dive off the InterNet for a while, it's still crawling and I've got stuff to do today...later...
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks arwen michael and paul
AFW - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I can clearly see that this is very well done..sounds like one of my nights of old..
Lionel Mertens - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Are you as Thunk as I Drink you are? 5's.
Cat - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I like what you've done with this 70s song, Alvin! 5's.
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW lionel and cat
MrMacphisto - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Surprisingly lucid... 5-5-5
Johnny D - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Another hit from The Colossus of Rhodes!
alvin rhodes - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks mr macphisto and johnny
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I really liked the rhyming here - it's just like the original but funnier.

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