Ranches Are
Where cow poopie's right in style
You may step in a pile, and then
Chances are,
You could step in a pile, again

Wide and far
Run perimeters of yields
from cattle, like large fields of mines
Be aware...
Try to avoid mushy kinds

By the barn is the prime place
The ground zero of slime place
And Ranches Are
always up to par
With lots of ooze,
So, wear brown shoes...

Watch your step and be "Suspish"
'Cause if you feel a squirt or squish
You're gonna' wish you had..
And Ranches Are
Where chances are,
...aw'flly bad

Yes, Ranches Are
Where chances are,
...aw'flly bad