Song Parodies -> West In Nebraska
| Original Song Title: | "North To Alaska" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Horton |
| Parody Song Title: | "West In Nebraska" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Some folks out in Lincoln had the perfect digits picked
All bet on one ticket, and their lucky numbers clicked
Eight workers in a meat plant, now, they're super cool, you see
Just won "Three-Six-Five" million
In the Powerball lottery
Kept it secret since last weekend, didn't want the world to know
Till they got their heads together
From the shock of so much dough
Now, they've held their news conference
And announced to everyone
They are millionaires set to celebrate
And the work plant job is done..
Where Missouri is windin'
Big nuggets, they're findin'
West In Nebraska,
This is where the cash was won
West In Nebraska,
This is where the cash was won
Fifteen mill each, they will hold in their hand
For new cars and houses, gonna' splurge to beat the band
Hope they don't get too crazy and blow all their poke
End up like many have before, in less than a year, flat broke..
'Cause the devil is money, and he loves tempting you
To spend it all, so, savin'...can be hard to do
Bad curses for many, through fingers it's roamed
If you like it around for countin'
Keep your head and your purse at home
Where Missouri is windin'
Big nuggets, they're findin'
West In Nebraska
This is where the cash was won
West In Nebraska
This is where the cash was won
All bet on one ticket, and their lucky numbers clicked
Eight workers in a meat plant, now, they're super cool, you see
Just won "Three-Six-Five" million
In the Powerball lottery
Kept it secret since last weekend, didn't want the world to know
Till they got their heads together
From the shock of so much dough
Now, they've held their news conference
And announced to everyone
They are millionaires set to celebrate
And the work plant job is done..
Where Missouri is windin'
Big nuggets, they're findin'
West In Nebraska,
This is where the cash was won
West In Nebraska,
This is where the cash was won
Fifteen mill each, they will hold in their hand
For new cars and houses, gonna' splurge to beat the band
Hope they don't get too crazy and blow all their poke
End up like many have before, in less than a year, flat broke..
'Cause the devil is money, and he loves tempting you
To spend it all, so, savin'...can be hard to do
Bad curses for many, through fingers it's roamed
If you like it around for countin'
Keep your head and your purse at home
Where Missouri is windin'
Big nuggets, they're findin'
West In Nebraska
This is where the cash was won
West In Nebraska
This is where the cash was won
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the first thing i'd do is get out of nebraska...5s
Thanks, alvin....But, that's my home state...I did get out some years ago, but still visit family there, once a year...
Cool parody, 5's
Thanks, Larry
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