INTRO
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
She's from Alaska and she'll be your runnin' mate.
She's from Alaska and she'll be your runnin' mate.

Old John picked Sara Palin as his runnin' mate
To beat the lib'ral Democrats in 2000 and 8
She loves the war and says that women do not have the right
A pitt bull in lipstick when she is in a fight.

She went to school in Idaho/ a BA in her hand.
A journalism major; now some think that is grand
A cutie Mayor and a first term Guv'nor of the land.
The fate of the whole GOP sits right there in her hand.
CHORUS
When a VP you're hi-er-in'; no men qualifyin'
She's from Alaska and she'll be your runnin' mate.
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
She's from Alaska and she'll be your runnin' mate.
She's from Alaska and she'll be your runnin' mate.

John turned to Joe Leiberman and he sighed
" I can't get the Religious /Right though I've tried.
I hope that this Barbie doll/can wave a magic wand
A heartbeat away from much more than a hockey pond.
BREAK
Cause a man needs a woman /who can sell a corp'rate jet
One who can forget all of the/ earmarks she gets
I'm telling you Leiberman, she is the one for me.
From Trooper Gate to fam-ly values, she fits us to a tee.
CHORUS & OUT
When a VP you’re hi-er-in /No men qualify-in
She’s from Alaska and she’ll be your runnin’ mate.
She’s from Alaska and she’ll be your running mate.
Way up North (She’s from Alaska)
Way up North (She’s from Alaska)