-> "I Spit Everywhere"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Everywhere"
Parody Song Title:
"I Spit Everywhere"
The Lyrics
I can dampen the eyeball of a squirrel that's thirty paces away
I will project a tongueful half as fast as it takes to say
Never spat at the Olympics, but maybe next year I might
I'm the King Louie of Patooey, never miss a target site
Been practicing my craft, since I was just a tiny tat
They call my lips lethal weapons, when I make saliva splat:
I Spit Everywhere, Man
I Spit Everywhere, Man
Spritzin' here and there, Man
I really sling my share, Man
Where nobody else would dare, Man
I Spit Everywhere..
I zap on'..
June bugs,
Wormy slugs
White rugs
Peckin' roosters..
Fishin' reels
Corvette wheels
High heels
Band boosters
Heavy poles
Light poles
Mice and moles,
Shiny toasters
Door knobs
Shishkabobs
Drunken slobs
Roller coasters
Black ants,
Fire ants
Old maid aunts
Woofers, tweeters
Cycle speeders
Totter teeters
Big mosquitos..
Yes, indeeders..
I Spit Everywhere, Man
I Spit Everywhere, Man
Spritzin' here and there, Man
I really sling my share, Man
Where nobody else would dare, Man
I Spit Everywhere..
I loogie..
Screen doors,
Wood floors,
Wild boars,
Grand pianos..
Banquet rooms,
Ballrooms,
Crane booms,
Fresh bananas..
Toilet seats
Shoeless feet
Centipedes
Mean Piranhas..
Tame ducks
Lame ducks
Hockey pucks
Dalai lamas..
Cobblestones
Royal Thrones
Primal bones
Tennis courts
Airports
Stockade forts
Shipping ports
Ladies shorts..
I Spit Everywhere, Man
I Spit Everywhere, Man
Spritzin' here and there, Man
I really sling my share, Man
Where nobody else would dare, Man
I Spit Everywhere..
I splatter..
Shiny Fords
Billboards
Landlords
Indian teepees..
Rockin' chairs
Grizzy bears
Old gray mares
Tapestries..
Grandstands
Pop cans
Ceiling fans
Stop signs
Cattle backs
Cadillacs
Cinemax
Yellow lines
Angry crows
Buffalos
Cable wires
Airplane flyers
Yugo tires
Forest fires
The town criers
And Sanjaya..
I Spit Everywhere, Man
I Spit Everywhere, Man
Spritzin' here and there, Man
I really sling my share, Man
Where nobody else would dare, Man
I Spit Everywhere..
I've wet on.
Stonehenge
"Niag" Falls
China Walls
Eiffel Tower..
Pyramids
Tetons
Deadwood
Pisa Tower..
Singapore
Rushmore
Taj Mahal
Hanging Gardens..
SeaWorld
The Badlands
Babylon
Arch of Triumph..
DisneyWorld
DisneyLand
"Statch of Lib"
Devil's Tower
Coliseum
Grand Canyon
O'Banion
Where the heck is O'Banion?
I Spit Everywhere, Man
I Spit Everywhere, Man
Spritzin' here and there, Man
I really sling my share, Man
Where nobody else would dare, Man
I Spit Everywhere...
I Spit Everywhere...
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