-> "Shoeless Joe Jackson"
Original Song Title:
"Jackson"
Parody Song Title:
"Shoeless Joe Jackson"
The Lyrics
To the stocking footed batter,
"Hit a homer," crowds would shout
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout Jackson,
Shoeless Joe could bang 'em out
That's Shoeless Joe Jackson,
Stretchin' the baseball seams
Count on him to smack one
In that field a' dreams...
High praises came to Jackson,
He could win a game, himself
Makin' the stance,
Waitin' for his chance
To wake up that upper shelf..
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Gave truth for dare
Curve, or a fast, or slow ball, Jackson
He'd send it there..
Fans would go wild at his ball games
When he'd swing and show 'em how (how!)
He made pitchers tense and shaky
Fake 'em out and smack one, Pow!
That was Joe Jackson,
He'd hit 'em high and they'd float
One great player, Jackson..
Of him, sports writers wrote..
No one laughed at Shoeless Jackson
Or if they did - they'd take it back with begs
Always showed a town, he's no strike out hound
He'd hit home runs to save his legs
Soft talk had Jackson,
No loud talkin' man
Let his bat do the talkin'
To win the game, his plan..
To the stocking footed batter,
"Hit a homer," crowds would shout
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout Jackson,
Shoeless Joe could bang 'em out
Yeah, Shoeless Joe Jackson,
He'd stretch those baseball seams
And he'd always smack one
Out in that field a' dreams
To the stocking footed batter,
"Hit a homer," crowds would shout
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout Jackson,
Shoeless Joe could bang 'em out......
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