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Song Parodies -> "Jackass"

Original Song Title:

"Jackson"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Jackass"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Husband)
Saw this movie in the theater
It made me laugh and shout
I've auditioned for Jackass
Ever since it first came out

I'm going on Jackass
I'm going to act like clown
Yeah, I'm going on Jackass
All wife can do is frown

(Wife)
Well, Go on and be a Jackass
Go ahead and wreck yourself
Go slice your hand with an electric fan
Be a big fool for your wealth
Yeah, Be on Jackass
Go roam "round bare

(Husband)
Honey, I'm a Screwball Jackass

(Wife)
See if I care

(Husband)
I'll put fleas into my undies
Then I'm gonna poop on cow (Eww!)
I'll go acting like that Tom Green
Using a dead moose I'll plough

I'm going on Jackass
Tied to caboose my throat
Cos I'm going on Jackass

(Wife)
Go ride exploding boat

But they'll laugh at you on Jackass
While you are lancing with two phony legs
You'll make a touch down in a wedding gown
Then inhale, huff these coffee dregs
Yeah, Go on Jackass
You big manly man
And I'll be watching this Jackass
You're tied to Moving Van

(Husband)
Wellllllll, Now
I'm in movie in the theater
Swallowing a few live trout
I've been working for Jackass
Ever since they hired this lout

I'm starring in Jackass
It's in contract
Yeah, I'm starring in Jackass
I'm never getting sacked

Well, Watch my movie in the theater
It makes you laugh and shout
Maybe, you'll be working for Jackass
When number tres comes out

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 16

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Jack Wilson - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is hilarious! 555!
TJC - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I''m with Jack on this... LOL funny and I've got the Sinatra/Whoever OS voices in my head doin' your lines for the rest of the day now... gotta go now... I've got tickets for the 8:00 AM showing!
PMS - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This made me bray with laughter
Lionel Mertens - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
You can do anything you put your mind to. 5's
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist..i love it
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
you're on a bit of a roll, matthias - this was great, and never has there been a better fit of an OS line into a parody than "Go ahead and wreck yourself" - fantastic -555
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Here's 555 to hide in your....
The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) HAHAHA! Me and my mates Harry and Frullet used to do crap like Jackass, we called ourselves Jackass Jr, my mate filmed it all. Personally, I thought it was really crap and really dumb, but everyone seemed to love it. LOL! And I was the star just cause I have a high tolerance to pain... Have fun man, go wreck yourself! 5-5-5
Johnny D - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Brilliant! Another parody where I can easily imagine the original vocalists singing it!
Red Ant - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) I'm probably one of the few people on the planet who has never seen a full episode (nor the movies) of Jackass, but I do know what it's about, and this is dead-on. Pacing and rhyming (as well as the husband/wife parts) was excellent, though somethimes at the expense of a conversationally styled line (i.e. "You're tied to Moving Van", "It's in contract"). I liked the progression though, and 'tis funny, so I give you 5s.
Jack Wilson - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J)See above!
Rick C - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-J) Lots of great visuals in this one, Matthias! 555
Michael McVey - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You're being too nice to JA. It gets a LOT worse than that: the consumption of bodily waste, human or animal, for one. 5's, anyway, because at least you make the point.---MM
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) Yeah, what a cultural phenomenon Jackass has turned out to be....:-~. The UK has come up with it's own version called Dirty Sanchez; and if I'm honest it makes Jackass look like an episode of The Waltons. Oh, btw...555, great stuff.
Jeff Reuben - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool, a song about my wife and I! Very funny, great take on the movie/show.

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