-> "Jackass"
Original Song Title:
"Jackson"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jackass"
The Lyrics
(Husband)
Saw this movie in the theater
It made me laugh and shout
I've auditioned for Jackass
Ever since it first came out
I'm going on Jackass
I'm going to act like clown
Yeah, I'm going on Jackass
All wife can do is frown
(Wife)
Well, Go on and be a Jackass
Go ahead and wreck yourself
Go slice your hand with an electric fan
Be a big fool for your wealth
Yeah, Be on Jackass
Go roam "round bare
(Husband)
Honey, I'm a Screwball Jackass
(Wife)
See if I care
(Husband)
I'll put fleas into my undies
Then I'm gonna poop on cow (Eww!)
I'll go acting like that Tom Green
Using a dead moose I'll plough
I'm going on Jackass
Tied to caboose my throat
Cos I'm going on Jackass
(Wife)
Go ride exploding boat
But they'll laugh at you on Jackass
While you are lancing with two phony legs
You'll make a touch down in a wedding gown
Then inhale, huff these coffee dregs
Yeah, Go on Jackass
You big manly man
And I'll be watching this Jackass
You're tied to Moving Van
(Husband)
Wellllllll, Now
I'm in movie in the theater
Swallowing a few live trout
I've been working for Jackass
Ever since they hired this lout
I'm starring in Jackass
It's in contract
Yeah, I'm starring in Jackass
I'm never getting sacked
Well, Watch my movie in the theater
It makes you laugh and shout
Maybe, you'll be working for Jackass
When number tres comes out
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