Song Parodies -> Hogwart
| Original Song Title: | "Jackson" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Cash |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hogwart" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
[Draco and Hermione:]
We got letter in the summer, since we were magic-bound
We've been studying in the Hogwart, it's the coolest school around
I'm goin' to Hogwart, to learn to cast a spell,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Hogwart,
And that should ring the bell.
[Draco]:
Well, go on down to Hogwart; go ahead you mud-blood nerd.
Go play wise-ass, be best of the class, in my eyes you're but a turd -
Yeah, go to Hogwart to Gryffindor!
Honey, I'm gonna Slytherin Hogwart - .
See ya there, you dork.
[Hermione:]
When you came into that building, we all saw what you were 'bout
Just a spoil-ed brat and a high class twat, you like to bully and you like to tout
Yeah, you came to Hogwart, but remember take care
Here in the Hogwart, I can bespell if I dare
[Draco:]
Yeah, you and Ron and Harry, you three are pathetic lot -
You three are dweebs and but sorry geeks, just all that I am not
[Hermione:]
Yeah, welcome to Hogwart, you big-talkin' lad.
You'll be laughingstock in Hogwart, you are a case real sad
[Draco and Hermione:]
We got letter in the summer, since we were magic-bound
We've been studying in the Hogwart, it's the coolest school around
I'm goin' to Hogwart, to learn to cast a spell,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Hogwart,
And that should ring the bell.
We got letter in the summer, since we were magic-bound
We've been studying in the Hogwart, it's the coolest school around
(fade)
We got letter in the summer, since we were magic-bound
We've been studying in the Hogwart, it's the coolest school around
I'm goin' to Hogwart, to learn to cast a spell,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Hogwart,
And that should ring the bell.
[Draco]:
Well, go on down to Hogwart; go ahead you mud-blood nerd.
Go play wise-ass, be best of the class, in my eyes you're but a turd -
Yeah, go to Hogwart to Gryffindor!
Honey, I'm gonna Slytherin Hogwart - .
See ya there, you dork.
[Hermione:]
When you came into that building, we all saw what you were 'bout
Just a spoil-ed brat and a high class twat, you like to bully and you like to tout
Yeah, you came to Hogwart, but remember take care
Here in the Hogwart, I can bespell if I dare
[Draco:]
Yeah, you and Ron and Harry, you three are pathetic lot -
You three are dweebs and but sorry geeks, just all that I am not
[Hermione:]
Yeah, welcome to Hogwart, you big-talkin' lad.
You'll be laughingstock in Hogwart, you are a case real sad
[Draco and Hermione:]
We got letter in the summer, since we were magic-bound
We've been studying in the Hogwart, it's the coolest school around
I'm goin' to Hogwart, to learn to cast a spell,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Hogwart,
And that should ring the bell.
We got letter in the summer, since we were magic-bound
We've been studying in the Hogwart, it's the coolest school around
(fade)
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I love the OS and this was quite funny... 'Gryffindor and dork'... they were made for each other!
Draco and Hermione... Wow... Didn't see that duet coming LOL! Good stuff, 5-5-5
I too know the song, but the version by Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood. This made me laugh :) Well done, Susannah.
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