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Song Parodies -> "I Hurt Everywhere"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Hurt Everywhere"

Parody Written by:

MuDdLe

The Lyrics

My arthritis flared up enough to inspire this. Getting old sucks.
I HURT EVERYWHERE


I hurt everywhere, man
I hurt everywhere, man
Much more than my share, man
I even have sore hair, man
Up here and right down there, man
I hurt everywhere.

Left hip
Upper Lip
Tendon ripped
No backflips
Thigh bone
Ankle bone
Even in my end zone
Headache
Backache
Stomachache
No breaks
Sore nose
Sore toes
No end to my woes
Bad teeth
Sore feet
Tried heat
I'm beat

I hurt everywhere, man
I hurt everywhere, man
Much more than my share, man
I even have sore hair, man
Up here and right down there, man
I hurt everywhere.

I've tried
Ibuprofen
Motrin
Medipren
Nuprin
Advil
The purple pill
Blue pill to get some thrills
Tylenol
Trexall
Tamadol
Damitall
Penicillin
'moxycillin
No good for pain killin'

I hurt everywhere, man
I hurt everywhere, man
Much more than my share, man
I even have sore hair, man
Up here and right down there, man
I hurt everywhere.

I've got
Arthritis
Bursitis
Tendonitis
Appendicitis
Poor sight
Hindsight
Uptight
Don't feel right
Constipated
Fibrillated
PG-Rated
Sure do hate it
Bad knees
No ease
Disease
Help me, please

I hurt everywhere, man
I hurt everywhere, man
Much more than my share, man
I even have sore hair, man
Up here and right down there, man
I hurt everywhere.

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Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
A good laugh.
T-Mac - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This Is Sensational! 5-5-5!
Red Ant - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny work, but you missed the beginning verse, one of the 'name drop sections', and the 3 you have are much shorter than the original's, which have ~24 names each.
Christine - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, were you peeking at me? I totally agree, my sentiments exactly, you speak my language, Ben Gay, anyone? Funny funny funny
Mark - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant. Right. The pacing is off. I think what matters is that you get 24 beats in the lists between the chorus. I wish this site offered the option of going in and editing your own material. Lacking that, let me offer here what I think is an improved version that takes some of your observations into account: I HURT EVERYWHERE (To Johnny Cash's recording, "I've Been Everywhere") I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere. Left hip Upper Lip Tendon ripped Doctor trips Thigh bone Ankle bone Even in my end zone Headache Backache Stomachache No breaks Sore nose Sore toes No end to my woes Bad teeth Sore feet Tried heat I'm beat Hands hurt Can't work There days I'm inert I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere. I've tried Ibuprofen Motrin Medipren Nuprin Advil The purple pill Blue pill to get some thrills Tylenol Trexall Tamadol Damn it all Penicillin 'moxycillin No good for pain killin' Hot tubs Back rubs Doctors with rubber gloves New Age Newest craze Herbal teas Can't you see that I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere. I've got Arthritis Bursitis Tendonitis phlebitis Poor sight Hindsight Uptight Don't feel right Constipated Fibrillated PG-Rated Sure do hate it Bad knees No ease Disease Help me, please Aches, pains Feel drained Too tired Muscles strained Medicines Are my friends Take another dose again I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere.
Spaff.com - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious concept with great rhymes. "I even have sore hair" - heh heh. I see that you incorporated some of Red Ant's suggestions into a rewrite, but since it's difficult to appreciate that without line breaks, you may want to resubmit it.
Glen S - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Well played, Mark. And I think you get point for the original idea of incorporating ailments into this OS. My personal favorite was 'Damitall'. LOL.
Dave - February 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Lucky Starr (Australian) is the original singer, do your research!

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