Song Parodies -> Choking On The Last Hole
| Original Song Title: | "I Walk The Line" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Cash |
| Parody Song Title: | "Choking On The Last Hole" |
| Parody Written by: | wdh |
I don't know that Johnny Cash ever played golf, but if he did, he'd experience the familiar feeling of having a great round going and then blowing it, thus making the golfer go home very angry. It should be noted that I really only get to golf after work nowadays, so I can't play all 18, thus hole 9 is my finishing hole. Enjoy?
I need to not botch this fine round of mine
I need a low count on the scorecard line
I got some birdies, now it's time to shine
I must do fine- on Number 9!
I hit it very, very badly and it drew
The ball kept going left- to the woods it flew
In deep shit because that's a penalty too
I've lost my spine- on Number 9!
Sure enough my next shot flew off to the right
I couldn't stand to watch the ball go out of sight
The rough I'm in will really be a plight
So un-benign, this Number 9!
I took a 10 there despite how hard I tried
My even par round was just swiftly denied
And when I got home I broke down and cried
Time to resign- damn Number 9!
Next time I won't botch a fine round of mine
I'll get a low count on the scorecard line
I'll make a birdie, and then I will shine
Next time you're mine- oh Number 9!
I need a low count on the scorecard line
I got some birdies, now it's time to shine
I must do fine- on Number 9!
I hit it very, very badly and it drew
The ball kept going left- to the woods it flew
In deep shit because that's a penalty too
I've lost my spine- on Number 9!
Sure enough my next shot flew off to the right
I couldn't stand to watch the ball go out of sight
The rough I'm in will really be a plight
So un-benign, this Number 9!
I took a 10 there despite how hard I tried
My even par round was just swiftly denied
And when I got home I broke down and cried
Time to resign- damn Number 9!
Next time I won't botch a fine round of mine
I'll get a low count on the scorecard line
I'll make a birdie, and then I will shine
Next time you're mine- oh Number 9!
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know the feeling so well that I refuse to ever play golf again - great idea/execution, wdh - 555
What Stu said. 555
DKTOS but really liked it
Welcome back, wdh! No green jacket for the Man In Black, but a par-five for you.
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