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Song Parodies -> "A Girl Named Tad"

Original Song Title:

"A Boy Named Sue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"A Girl Named Tad"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

My daddy left home when I was three
And sometimes leave much to mom and me
Just the GPKs and the Ninja Turtles,I'm glad
Now,my big brother likes to run instead
Of walk I suggest,nothing to forget
I was just a girl,my parents named me Tad

Well,they must've thought that is such a joke
Though it had a lot of laughs,it's not a provoke
I really don't keep saying change is bad
Some guys would giggle and I'm stubborn
And some boy had one thing he learned
He told me life is goofy for a girl named Tad

Well,I'm very kind but now I'm so mean
I'm bullying and I'm very keen
I roam from town to town and you're to blame
Awful attitude is the way to go
Bullies had included me,you know
I'll kill the man who gave me a boyish name

Well,found a gatling gun somewhere in
My mommy's closet and start my killing
Against some guy who thinks he's too glad
There's a mean buffoon in a house next door
Being totally way hardcore
I'm the female bully whose name was Tad

Well,disaster strikes like my real mean dad
And I'm always really getting very mad
And I knew I'm such a doofus with an evil eye
But even though my soul is not sold
And I'm really not left out in the cold
And I said: "My name is 'Tad!' i'm getting mad! Now you're gonna die!!"

Well,I'm very rough right in front of this
Annoying dude who's getting a grip
He come up with a knife and I dodge him perfectly
Then I stab a sword right across his chest
I totally brought out both the worst and best
Thrashing,executing all the way with anger badly

I tell ya,I've fought tougher men
So I really should remember when
I fight like a mean class clown such a big disgrace
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
And pull out my gun for any bad fuss
He stood there lookin' at me and I'll shoot his face

And he said: "Girl,this world is rough
And if a gal's gonna make it,he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
Your dad give ya the name,no Whiskey and rye
But this'll be the day that I die
And your name is very very wrong."

He said: "Now you just fought one heck of a fight
And I know you're stupid,and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't make you very mad.
But you think you're worthless,It wasn't fair
Not a really safer place for you to point and stare
I knew the meaningless man that named you "Tad"

I got all messed up and I lay down my smack
And I'm a daughter of the man who's out of whack
Now I came away with a different point of view
And my attitude is very vim
Never try to lose and really try to win
And if I ever have a son,I think I'm gonna name him
Tad or Kim? How about Drew! I still like that name!

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