Song Parodies -> I Drink The 'Shine
| Original Song Title: | "I Walk The Line" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Cash |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Drink The 'Shine" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
I pawn my dad's watch for a jug of 'shine
I keep my throat wide open by design
I keep one eye out for the cop that fines
It's so sublime
I drink the 'shine
It goes down very very easy 'cause it's smooth
Although my gal adds a touch of sweet vermouth
And we don't quit 'till we're droolin' fools
Before it's nine
We're out of 'shine
Well sure as sh*it there's cops with flashin' lights
And now my ABC's I must recite
Last week I sung 'em good but not tonight
And then that swine
Says walk the line
I took one step and fell right on my side
They drove me straight to jail and bail's denied
Here for the next two frikkin' years I will reside
It's just day nine
Please send some shine
I keep my throat wide open by design
I keep one eye out for the cop that fines
It's so sublime
I drink the 'shine
It goes down very very easy 'cause it's smooth
Although my gal adds a touch of sweet vermouth
And we don't quit 'till we're droolin' fools
Before it's nine
We're out of 'shine
Well sure as sh*it there's cops with flashin' lights
And now my ABC's I must recite
Last week I sung 'em good but not tonight
And then that swine
Says walk the line
I took one step and fell right on my side
They drove me straight to jail and bail's denied
Here for the next two frikkin' years I will reside
It's just day nine
Please send some shine
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You got black and white lightning, here...and not just the print...three five gallon jugs, please..
Cute one, Dee. :) 5's
intoxicating...favorite line...i keep my throat wide open by design...5s
I've tasted corn whiskey ... weird flavor, actually does taste like corn on the cob!
Nice job of working in the original title. We're talkin' fives.
Thanks AFW, Adagio, alvin, Johnny, and John
I took one step and fell right on my side! Dee Ranged madness, gotta love it....555
Yet more PROOF of your demented genius. The irony is that when I was a kid, I saw the title "I Walk the Line" and thought it was about a guy who got pulled over for drunk driving.
Rick and Michael, many thanks. Cheers!
am I picking up a theme here, Dee? - altho no dead skunks this time? - LOL - btw grrrreat pacing! - 555
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