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Song Parodies -> "I Drink The 'Shine"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Drink The 'Shine"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I pawn my dad's watch for a jug of 'shine
I keep my throat wide open by design
I keep one eye out for the cop that fines
It's so sublime
I drink the 'shine

It goes down very very easy 'cause it's smooth
Although my gal adds a touch of sweet vermouth
And we don't quit 'till we're droolin' fools
Before it's nine
We're out of 'shine

Well sure as sh*it there's cops with flashin' lights
And now my ABC's I must recite
Last week I sung 'em good but not tonight
And then that swine
Says walk the line

I took one step and fell right on my side
They drove me straight to jail and bail's denied
Here for the next two frikkin' years I will reside
It's just day nine
Please send some shine

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AFW - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
You got black and white lightning, here...and not just the print...three five gallon jugs, please..
Adagio - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute one, Dee. :) 5's
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
intoxicating...favorite line...i keep my throat wide open by design...5s
Johnny D - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I've tasted corn whiskey ... weird flavor, actually does taste like corn on the cob!
John Barry - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job of working in the original title. We're talkin' fives.
Dee Range - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Adagio, alvin, Johnny, and John
Rick C - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I took one step and fell right on my side! Dee Ranged madness, gotta love it....555
Michael Pacholek - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yet more PROOF of your demented genius. The irony is that when I was a kid, I saw the title "I Walk the Line" and thought it was about a guy who got pulled over for drunk driving.
Dee Range - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick and Michael, many thanks. Cheers!
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
am I picking up a theme here, Dee? - altho no dead skunks this time? - LOL - btw grrrreat pacing! - 555

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