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Song Parodies -> "Ring of Fire, The"

Original Song Title:

"Ring of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Ring of Fire, The"

Parody Written by:

David Eckhardt

The Lyrics

A song about spicey food... We actually performed this for charity with a "Stall" on stage and Dancing girls with firey rings on their behinds shown to the audience at the appropriate time.
Habenero's They're A Burnin Thing
And They Make A Fiery Ring
It's A Taste That I Admire
But They Leave Through A Ring Of Fire

Some Pepto Now is What I Require
I Clench Down Down Down
What did they Inspire

And It Churns, Churns, Churns
I Need Some Fiber
Or I'll Expire

A Bathroom Now Is What I Desire
I Squat Down Down Down
While My Forehead Perspires

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
That Ring Of Fire
That Ring Of Fire

They're Good Till I Feel The Heat
Then Fire Invades My Seat
I Can Hear The Rumbling Bile
Then My Ass Is Running Wild

A Bathroom Now Is What I Desire
I Squat Down Down Down
While My Forehead Perspires

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
That Ring Of Fire
That Ring Of Fire

A Bathroom Now Is What I Desire
I Squat Down Down Down
While My Forehead Perspires

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
That Ring Of Fire
That Ring Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

That Ring Of Fire

That Ring Of Fire

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Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great, David. 555 You upset the anal retentive idiot on the site , but who cares? He's probably got 'roids big as cantalopes on his ass, and this fine parody burned his!
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I tell ya, I've seen parodies worse than, but I really can't remember when.

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